Islam-Lite
syed rehan December 6, 2005
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This version of Islam allows users to customize various features of Islam as per their liking.
Given the huge demand of its previous release and based on the feedback of civil liberties groups, Customized Islam (CI) Inc, has relased version 2.0 of its CI software. This updated version has various advanced features that were not present in version 1.0. Following
are some of the new features:
1. Islam-Lite: This version of Islam allows users to customize various features of Islam as per their liking. Anything besides the five fundamentals of Islam are up for change. Users have the flexibility to modify the non-fundamental features as per their convenience. Drinking, gambling, extra-marital sex, pre-marital sex, orgies, sex with pets are some of the features that can be flagged from Haraam to Halaal. Once the flags are turned to Halaal, end-users have complete freedom to enjoy these virtues to their full, guilt-free and fatwa-free. The Islam-Lite software has in-built fatwa resistance and automatically rejects any contradictory remarks issued by religous scholars. The Council of Customized Islam Products(CCIP) has certified Islam-Lite to be Akhirah compliant. Users are assured of a nice spot in Akhirah when buying Islam-Lite.
2. Islam super-kool: This is the new addition to relase 1.0 that will revolutionize the customized islam marketplace. For the first time, CI Inc. provides users the capacity to customize the five fundamentals of Islam. Hence; Multiple gods are OK, Salaat can be postponed over days and months, fasting could be mental rather than physical, Zakat rates are user-defined and Hajj can be virtual. This product is a result of years of reaserch at Individualistic Islam University (IIU) and Institute of Self-Defined Islam (ISDI). As per Mr. Osama Roberts Rubin, professor emeritus at IIU, "Islam super-kool ushers in a era of enlightened super-moderation where everthing is OK".
CI software has been competitively priced so get in touch with us at 1-800-KOOL-ISLAM and we will provide you with a product that will make your Islamic life a breeze and guarantee you a comfortable akhirah.
Parvez Manmohan Musharraf III
CEO
Customized Islam Inc.
Suite 7860, Firdaus Casino,
Las vegas, USI
1. Islam-Lite: This version of Islam allows users to customize various features of Islam as per their liking. Anything besides the five fundamentals of Islam are up for change. Users have the flexibility to modify the non-fundamental features as per their convenience. Drinking, gambling, extra-marital sex, pre-marital sex, orgies, sex with pets are some of the features that can be flagged from Haraam to Halaal. Once the flags are turned to Halaal, end-users have complete freedom to enjoy these virtues to their full, guilt-free and fatwa-free. The Islam-Lite software has in-built fatwa resistance and automatically rejects any contradictory remarks issued by religous scholars. The Council of Customized Islam Products(CCIP) has certified Islam-Lite to be Akhirah compliant. Users are assured of a nice spot in Akhirah when buying Islam-Lite.
2. Islam super-kool: This is the new addition to relase 1.0 that will revolutionize the customized islam marketplace. For the first time, CI Inc. provides users the capacity to customize the five fundamentals of Islam. Hence; Multiple gods are OK, Salaat can be postponed over days and months, fasting could be mental rather than physical, Zakat rates are user-defined and Hajj can be virtual. This product is a result of years of reaserch at Individualistic Islam University (IIU) and Institute of Self-Defined Islam (ISDI). As per Mr. Osama Roberts Rubin, professor emeritus at IIU, "Islam super-kool ushers in a era of enlightened super-moderation where everthing is OK".
CI software has been competitively priced so get in touch with us at 1-800-KOOL-ISLAM and we will provide you with a product that will make your Islamic life a breeze and guarantee you a comfortable akhirah.
Parvez Manmohan Musharraf III
CEO
Customized Islam Inc.
Suite 7860, Firdaus Casino,
Las vegas, USI
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