March on! Fellow Robots and Cyborgs!

Nov 21, 1998
Dr. S. P. Udayakumar is a featured columnist on Chowk. Udayakumar’s writings are compiled under Udayakumar’s Political Meditations

"An aspiring to a developed status must have a
vision.  ...We have to recognize that is the tool that
brings faster economic growth and needed inputs for national security.
...Therefore, the need of the hour is ’arm with '."
-Abdul Kalam and Y. S. Rajan, _India 2020: A Vision for the New
Millennium_.  : Viking, 1998.  pp. 9, 5, 21.


March on! Fellow Robots and Cyborgs!
For ours is the future and the globe!
and more and more
Will make the world grow and glow.

Establish we will that it's all 'matter'
And will definitely shatter.
Finish we will colonizing the commons,
And fix our eyes on the Mars and the Moon.


On with our 'Brave New World' scheme!
Ah! Some , what a shame!
Someday they will get our good intent,
If their minds are ever politically bent!


What a boon this modern !
Why we care the primitive fiends?
Isn't this world a "wise man's burden"
And nuking and cloning and all such talents?


Community is for tribal folks,
Collectivity is a mythical lore!
Internet is our enjoyment form,
Individuality is our mechanical norm!


Compudate, video-date, call 1-900,
'Social' and emotions are not for our kindred.
Teleconfer with digits, telework with figids,
Aren't we, after all, numbers and ?


Television, telex, and telefax,
Televote in our town meetings.
E-mail, eff off everything human,
Enjoy virtual and video sex.


When all is said and done, robots,
The whole big universe is a cyclotron.
We are the technocratic power barons
And anyone human is a clear moron!