The Election Burp

Oct 16, 2002
This article is part of a series of articles on “Magical, Mythical Pakistan.”

Magical worlds don’t have an ordinary longitude and latitude. They exist in an uncertain world in an uncertain time. The magical world of has an uncertain border. Like playing on the sidewalk insist on drawing again and again, the kingdoms of and do the same. IF one is truly Pakistani, the line must be drawn further outwards, or else the entire existence of is questionable. is the unresolved issue, the Bermuda triangle, the only child of divorcing and acrimonious parents, and . All of is called into question, with a slight bend of the chalk. Such is the power of geography, that big men with much power cannot give up the fight. Young men with less power die daily as the kingdoms struggle to draw the perfect line. The line that will help their rulers achieve a paroxysmic nirvana.

In this background, and fight for with men, weapons, budgets and international image. Without world approval, neither one can win .

being a smaller, more uncertain and therefore incredibly magical place, struggles more. A brave Captain, strives desperately to win the battle of international image. Three years ago, the Captain took over the ship willy nilly to stear it into victory on all the battlefronts, Image, , , & Order. Image demands and needed . The dratted —. My reader says, what? ? in a kingdom? The very word is an abnegation of all that is magical. It is a mundane event, that only the modern world, with its western ideas of , freedom and marketing can indulge in.

and are contradictory terms. As the Captain knew. The Captain struggled. Struggle, you say? In Armani suits? Yes. Not the struggle of bayonets and arrows, but the struggle that a kingdom faces when it is trapped in a modern world of press and freedom. The Captain tried hard to correct the wrong of decades. He freed up the on the streets of . The fresh air of liberty and tolerance wafted through …(for the time being, ignore the Mullah’s cry of Liberteranism). New Year’s Eve started to be celebrated in . People were arrested for being violent and vociferous against America. Wine flowed in more openly than before. Television started being a little less boring and opened up the enchanted world of and speculative thought. Ah, Freedom, the Captain must have said, that will fix ‘em. Soon, the world will see that the real is moderate, less magical and more reasonable.

But alas, what do we see here? Once a kingdom, always a kingdom. Goodness, this repressed and bored , these supressed , those frustrated people, what did they do last week? 70% or more stayed at home watching wonderful Television. And the others? The others went off to protect at the polling booths. Why doesn’t the Captain get it? is beyond coaxing, it is beyond redemption and superficial attempts at liberation will not work. Pakistani society is willing itself down a path of confrontation between the worst Islamic interpretations and the rest of civilization. It is doing it, regardless of the order and discipline that the Musharraf seem to have prioritized.

Hire a bunch of anthropologists O Captain—they will tell you and write a few books besides that could earn some revenue. And hey, you should never have been afraid of repealing the blasphemy . Or backing down on . You should have stood there and burnt your boats. Take a lesson from . Don’t stand around wondering what to do, trying to please everybody—take a stick and throw it. Somebody may well then write for you similar words as these:

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

Lines from “Captain O Captain”, by Walt Whitman
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There is no other choice but to do it. As for failure? There is no such thing where there is commitment.