Basant in Lahore

Feb 16, 2003
Why Lahore is better than every other city on Earth

Bill Oreilly, that hawkish blabbermouth host of the ’Oreilly Factor’
aired on the not so fair and balanced ’Fox News’, once arrogantly
exclaimed ’Who would wanna go to for vacation’. Obviously he hasn’t been to on the Night for had he been there, he would know that any person with half a brain would prefer to that artificial paradise, the entertainment capital of the west ’Las Vegas’. Had he looked up in the sky on the brightly night in , he would have awed at the bright colors of , all the lights of the West would have paled in comparison, and he forever would have been the devoted slave of the superior Pakistani culture. Had he been to Yusuf Sali’s Haveli and danced all night with the most beautiful under the sky he would have denounced his own notions of white racial supremacy and would have been sung hymns in the praise of the East.

The ancient land of Indus, aka Islamic Republic of , has been celebrating for over 3000 years. Religions, invaders and rulers have come and gone, but the people of Indus, the stock that is proudly known as Pakistani in the modern world, have never stopped celebrating . The Mullahs, the same Mullahs who were once the greatest enemies of our Republic’s founding in , have tried in vain to convince the people of that to celebrate is some how un-Pakistani, because no precedent is found in Islamic (read Arab) History. No Pakistanis are very conscious of their Muslim and rightly so, but their is only part Muslim, they are also the harbingers of an ancient civilization, a civilization which is older than the of those who call themselves civilized. This ancient land of Indus was exclusively home to the Indus Valley civilization, the most advanced civilization of its time. The verdict of the Pakistani people is overwhelmingly in favor of , a tradition that is almost as ancient as the land itself.

Legend has it that there was once a Raja called who ruled over the ancient land of Indus. One year when there was drought, he cancelled all the taxes on his people, and then the people celebrated every year at the arrival of Spring... But now there is another legend.. there is a new rajah, and he lives amongst the Lahoris in modern day . His name is Yusuf Sali, and every year he holds the number one social event of the year where everyone congregates to pay homage to the most ingenious party host the city has ever seen. And that is why we celebrate .

Yusuf Sallahuddin’s party is by all means the most exhilirating
experience and by all accounts the must-attend party where the whos who of the world are invited. Allama Iqbal’s grandson, and a scion of a considered a stalwart in the Movement, Yusuf Sallahuddin is an extremely cultured and highly educated man. His 17th Century Mughal Style Haveli is located in the center of ’Shahi Mahala’ or the ’Heera Mandi’ perhaps the most cultural red light district in the entire world. As always the most good looking went to his party... and these were not just Pakistanis... It was a pleasant surprise to see some of the biggest names of Indian industry in attendance there. Ofcourse there were all the major politicians, though the regular feature, Imran Khan wasn’t seen there. The surprise of this however was the bash arranged by Muslim League Q, the ruling party. Atleast the "ruling" party is good for something, for the dance floor there was perhaps the most happening in all of . Those who were not over awed by the ’’ had a much better time at this party.

Though it is viewed as more of a local event, is perhaps the
one truly national festival has which has nothing to do with
. is undoubtedly the hub of all activity, but on
Day, from to Peshawar the entire country celebrated as one. Perhaps the fact that it fell in a week in which also saw , the Hajj the start of the World Cup and finally the Valentines Day made it even more significant. sponsorship for the Jashn-e-Baharan definitely was a plus. ’s against Australia was one serious party pooper though.


unfortunately has faced a lot of malicious propaganda
initiated by certain hawkish Indians in the west. It is a much
maligned country, which is viewed unfairly as a volatile Islamic
country and as the ’new epicentre’ of Global . The truth is
totally different. is today witnessing an era of
unprecedented stability and prosperity. Spending is high and the
is booming. , albeit controlled , has been restored, and Pakistanis have a lot to be thankful about. After all that is what Jashne Baharan, and are all about ie happiness, , and celebration of all that is good in life.

Long Live
Long Live .