Kuch idhar ki, kuch oodher ki...

...t’s copyright notwithstanding;)


A friend wanted me to send her some of my latest snaps.
Its been ages since we met and have no chance of meeting in the future.
I wrote to her:
I was photogenic once. Then marriage happened. I am photohorrific now!

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After watching the finals of the Zee Tv’s Cinestar ki khoj, my daughter was so enamoured by the glamour and glitz on display that she couldn’t gush:
Mein bhi in jaisi ban-ti na badi hokar!
I said: Beta, uske liye, you’ll have to go half-naked!

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Ok, recieved this in a mail:
Two hair(s) on a bald man’s head fell in love and wanted to marry but couldn’t.
Wonder why?
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’Coz, as per the Indian law, ’baal vivah’ is illegal.
:)

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We have three bosses in our department.
The Dean, The Associate Dean and the Supervising Faculty.
We refer to them as Macro, Micro and Mini respectively.
The big two are also referred to as:
Bade Miyan/Chote Miyan
Bada Rajan/Chota Raajan
Bada Chetan/Chota Chetan

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More from the mail:
Ravan wanted to apologise to Ram, but was in a dilemma -
Kis munh say maa’fi maangoo...........?

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Luv and Kush were walking by a well and Luv fell into the well because..................................................... ......................











Luv is blind.
Kush jumped in as well ’coz



















Luv ke liye kuch bhi karega...........

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