Thoughts to Ponder:

* Why don’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

* Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

* Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

* If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you’re ahead"?

* Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

* What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?