On Bina Shah’s Article - ’National Bitch Day’ for Women

I, for one, am willing to accept a National Bitch Day - whereby all women can bitch about to their hearts content about anything.

However, I would like to trade in the PMS induced bitch days I have to deal with amongst the circle of my friends EVERY SINGLE FRIKKIN MONTH!! And heaven forbid, if TWO of them have PMS at the SAME time - I would run for the hills, if there were any around Boston. They transform into these viscious hungry cats who just want to tear you apart.

Here is an innocent little suggestion - Instead of having an annual National Bitch Day on top of the monthly bitch days, why don’t we have a win-win solution by arranging a wet t-shirt Bitch of the Year contest?

But seriously, what about men? Why don’t we get a National Pig Day. That day all of us men would not pretend to be ohhhhh sooooo sophistimacated either. We can drink milk straight from the carton, fart and burp whereever and whenever we like, fidget with our balls in public to our hearts content. And if my cutie pie’s birthday falls on National Pig Day? Fuk that! I will go bar hopping with my buddies.