If a housefly is bugging you, never try to clap your hands in an attempt to kill it because sometimes, it actually does get trapped between your palms.

EW!

The crushed wings and squashed compound eyes of a dead makhi smashed under your thumb while the damned, dheet insect is making its last ever "buzzing" noises; not a pretty sight I tell you! These little things sure know how to take revenge. They can make you feel guilty about your triumph for the rest of your life! I feel like running a chainsaw over my wrist.

Whoever thinks I’m over-reacting needs to get a housefly’s raw qeema rubbed all over their hands and then try judging me.