India’s crime statistics....Latest Report

It has just been reported by dissociated indian press that 98 percent of all reported crimes in india are someway linked to the ISI. The most recent one happened in Ujjain whereby a rickshaw driver who reported a fair "muslim" looking youth faredodging in the neighbourhood of dhabiya. After a thorough investigation an FIR was raised against the son of a probable terrorist operative, operating under the lashkar-bhangavi group who could potentially be trained by the ISI in sargodha in 1984. They have the name of the terrorist, the training details and his passport copies, yet they are still missing the details of the actual kid who faredodged.

This is raised as a grave concern by the local police commissioner who blamed pakistan and laskar bhangavi for all the trouble in india. He also admitted that such a huge amount of acitivity over the last half century by the ISI has actually made investigative policing in india very very easy. Apparently the police tests currently run for all new recruits include a multiple choise questionnaire, 98% of the answers of which are a simple "Blame ISI and Pakistan".