Special Travel Package For Paks Visiting India This Year

Hindus are commemorating the 60 years of partition by blowing-up a train full of Pakistani tourists headed back to Lahore. As of this minute, 64 Pakistanis are reported dead and fifty injured on the Samjhota Express. Two live bombs failed to go off, which might have pushed the toll into the hundreds. The hindus were certainly trying their best to extend their special brand of hospitality to every Pakistani on that train, barring divine intervention, or just poor indian craftsmanship.

It’s deja vue all over again.

Our ancestors arrived in 1947 on trains which were ankle-deep in blood of the mutilated bodies of their women and children. These latest casualties are likely from the first generation who had returned voluntarily to the killing fields, perhaps hoping to write a brighter chapter in the bloody saga of the Sub-Contient. Aside from the generally cold and indifferent attitude of indians, this time the Pakistani tourists received a special parting gift. The reconstruction of partition.

And in their grand tradition, the indian police and first-aid agencies waited 90 minutes before turning up at the scene, assuring maximum loss of Muslim life. These unfortunate Pakistanis got a real taste of how indian Muslims live and die in india, right down to their last breath.

So who’s up for a trip to india ?. Anybody ?.