conspiracy about creation of conspiracies

Let us call him Mr S. He is a good friend and we enjoy certain things together so we meet for dinner, lunch or just a plain idle drive across the valley sometimes...I admire him for many things even though we are miles apart on our life philosophies and experiences. he is a wounded Marxist who sees America’s hand from AIDS to 911 while I am pro-American.... S was a youngman when Naxalite movement in Punjab was at its peak. he was a student organizer and eventually got sucked into the movement to a level he said he had to go underground and was arrested at the end...but when movement died he got out and 2 decades later we bumped into each other in America.

We were enjoying the fish and dark golden "peggs" of Chivas...his glass as usual was darker than mine.....there was no wine in this desi joint so had to saar with diluted liquor.....and although I was at my first one...which was supposed to be last one too, 750ml bottle was only 1/4 left....it was a nice evening of poetry and gossip when he turned his laal bandook to America...."you see...America is very imperialist and it gets away with it...remember that Tsunami couple of years ago......lakhs of people died...it happen to be that American scientists were experimenting the new weapon that they made..some kind of waves..."they" have found that America has these labs all accross Alaska developing this...they have deployed it all over the place and "they" have found it was that wave energy weapon that they used to create Tsunamis."....I was listening patiently but as usual he had some idea about what was going through my head. He placed his pegg on the table...I lifted mine to have a sip and he continued.."....there is this scientist..he is American ..a white scientist but he is very honest and very pro people and he said that some scientists had explained that they can fire these waves through the earth and it is possible to shake earth when and where they want to create great earthquakes....this scientist says it was this wave weapon they fired from Alaska through the earth and created an earthquake to experiment and it created Tsunamis that killed millions of poor people in the third world...you know CIA did this as they have their agents all over the world...."

It was getting too far...I said " Come on S....it seems to me you guys have more confidence in America’s abilities than America themselves....this does not make sense.....plus I don’t think CIA guys are that smart..these idiots can’t take care of bunch of terrorists in a cave how can they manage this...."

S gulped the whole remaining pegg in one go and..turned around..."see that is what the white scientist says...I think he is a CIA man too..."they" create these stories to make it look like America is really super powerfull and controls the whole world....you know America’s imperialism is going down...I think people in the third world..the poor people are ready and just waiting...I tell you there will be......bluh bluh bluh" I could see laal rang ke khawab in his eyes...I mean laal doray.

I chose to stay quiet.......it was too much to cope with..I grabbed the bottle and filled my glass to the fullest.....dark golden.....huh..thooo...but what can one do!! now America was creating conspiracy theories about its own cruelities to make itself look powerful and mighty?


What scares me off is, S does not know anything about computers and he does not have access to Internet either...where the hell is he getting his conspiracy theories from?