Time to go back to kindergarten and sniff a mouse fart!!!!

There were only three colors when Adam was sent to earth. Red, green and blue. And before that, universe had only two colors, black and blue. Adam was enjoying life to maximun. Shagging under-aged monkies, drinking booze from piggy assez, smoking pot in jungles of africa, snorting coccaine in laps of bohemain rinos and etc etc.

Everyday Gawd was informed about activities of Adam and due to lack of any channels like star plus, masala was put into feeds to the maximum ... ofcourse for Gawd’s entertainment. Not to forget that angels were jealous of Adam and used to call him Mad-a$$ (it was later reversed to SSA-DAM and evolved into SADDAM and ADAM) out of hate and disgust. The reason for angel’s jealosy was simple and straight. Their testicles were converted into wings and their tool was converted into that hallow ring on their head ... by Gawd. And worst of all ... the hoors used to make fun of them and flashed them with their ripe assets. And they could nt do anything about that.

Anyways ... coming straight to the point. Gawd decided to end party days of Adam and sent on earth our beloved Eve to call it even. Eve landed even on earth through a flight sponsored by PIA. As soon as she landed, she saw Adam making out with Octopus, who was of blue color. Not being that knowledgeful and dumb, as the Gawd intended her race to be, she came and said, "will you put down that cobalt colored thing down?" Adam was shocked ... he didnt know what to do? ... what is she refering to??? He asked her and then she pointed at thing in his lap. At that moment he didnt realise what was the deal, but he followed her request and made love to her, sheer out of Gawd’s desire, lately satire.

Later at night Adam asked Eve, what she was referring to. Then she told him that the thing in his lap was cobalt colored and she asked him to put that down. Then it dawned upon adam that other than red, green and blue ... there is another color called cobalt. He noted that in his book of knowledge aka Kama Sutra and went to sleep.

This happened again and again between Adam and Eve but they somehow pulled along, for the sole reason that he was afraid of hefty alimony and nothing else. There was no citibank in those days to make an extended payment plan at 10% interest rate (for more information ... for chrisake read do the terms and condition of service ... they define tens as tonnes).

But Adam always have problem with Eve that WHY THE HELL CANT SHE KEEP COLORS SIMPLE AND EASY. Why there had to be levander, thistle, lilac and orchid when there is purple ... WHY????????????????

Why crimson, rust, fuchsia, scarlet, burgundy and rose ... when there is RED ... WHY???????

Adam never got it and trust me I dont get it too. No matter how much I try to teach myself about these colors, they keep changing. Everytime they change and I hear some new shit name. They are just like mouse fart ... totally irrelvant and useless. Though you would like to know where mouse is, but neither its fart would guide u nor would u wana know about it.

This is utterly a mouse fart ... totally ... so now at this age ... I have to go through colors and learn wat these damn things are. At this age I am suppose to be learning things to change the world ... like how Adam got hold of an octopus at the first place and such stuff ... rather than jus waking up one morning and finding that color of my underwear is not black anymore and has turned into charcoal.

What is the use to such life, where you eat colors, put colors in your vase, and etc ... I mean wat the heck!!!!!!!!!!! I need to breath fresh air, cuz that is the only thing that is not colored. Trust me time is not far, when there would be a color named air. I dont know what that would be and trust me I really dont wana know ... If you are interested ... Go ahead and search for yourself. I can only warn you ... in black and white!

PS for males: Guide to Colors ... so you wont fumble ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colors but guys we need to come up with colors of our choice like ferrari red ... cricket green ... and such fun stuff

PS for females: Hints for new colors ... just starting with yellow ... constipation yellow ... bad stomach yellow ... loose motion yellow ... sperm yellow ... 3m yellow ... basant yellow ... piss yellow ... and etc etc