Something interesting !

Something interesting!
Advertisement in Hospital room; Smoking helps you lose weight… one lung at a time.
Seen on the bulletin board: success is relative. More the success , more the relatives. When I read about the evil of drinking , I gave up reading.
Advertisement in long Island shop: Guitar for sale cheap. ,without strings.
Sign in driving school: if your wife learns to drive , don’t stand in her way.
Behind every great man , there is a surprised woman.
Laugh and the world laugh with you , snore and you will sleep alone.
Sigh at barbar’s saloon in Detroit :We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic signal: Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.
Sign on the famous beauty parlour window: Don’t whistle at the girls going out from here .She may be your grand mother.