why do gora dudes hook up with ugly desi girls?

Almost secular universalist spiritualist file#1 :Why gora dudes hook up with ugly desi girls

Preamble

Clift.Alim has inspired all chowkies to do better. I, thinkingstorm, have risen to that challenge. After having interacted with our learned and high spiritual caste friend (Naqshbandi), I have been disabused of any notions I had of sufism being a mystical, esoteric type ism. I was thus faced with a quandary: if I am not a pukka muslim, a hare krishna, or an athiest, or a mulla...and now I find out that mulla and sufi are synonyms (source: naqsh) then what was I to do? Luckily, I realized that I am an "almost secular universalist spiritualist" with a keen interest in tantra.

Like Clift.Alim, I have much to share and so here is the first installment. Why do gora dudes hook up with desi ugly girls?

Firstly: Gora dudes: thanks. Many thanks.

Secondly: No seriously, thanks gora dudes.

Thirdly: Fortunately for us, gora dudes cannot tell the difference. They think all brown folks look alike. And so any old brown girl will do. Now once in a while, the bastards choose a beautiful desi girl, blindly. However, most of the time, they choose the worst of the worst.

Typical dialogue between gora dude and his desi male friend:
gora: Look here is a pic of the desi girl I am dating. She's hot right?
desi (suppressing his laughter): damn she is hot. You are a lucky gora dude!

I fear for the day when goras check our magazines, tv programs, movies...and start to realize that the desi girls they are attached to are in fact butt ugly. But until then, let's give thanks to the ignorant gora dudes for taking these ugly girls out of circulation .

Curiously enough, gori girls are very picky about the desi guys and only pick the best of the best....

Until next monday, when I talk about how a good muslim should handle ramzan in the US.