Precautionary measures, remedial options and post facto consolation for non Resident Hinju Nationalists

Hinju girls running away with Muslim boys is a big problem :((

While Hinjus in India take their rage out by raping, mutilating and killing Muslims women during communal riots, the Hinju nationalists abroad have fewer options available to them.

As usual, its my pleasure to help my Hinju nationalist friends :(W)

PRECAUTIONS:

1- An abortion in time, saves rage down the line -- www.plannedparenthood.com (T) (Not to mention polyandry will foster brotherhood among, well, the hinju nationalist brothers) ;)

2- Embrace shivalingam. If abortion fails, make sure your daughters are raised in awe of shiva's lingam -- and not get distracted and fascinated by the sculpted Muslim lings :P Feed them Similac in shivalingam shaped bottles, let them take Shiva da Linga instead of Winnie the Pooh to bed, when naughty spank them with shivalingam instead of bare hands, etc.......you get the picture mother fuckers :P

3- Avoid Bollywood like plague. Kala Kala Khans squeezing the mota mota melons of the gori gori brahmons with their sookha sookha talons is not what you want to raise your daughters on. (It might give bad ideas to your wives too) Disconnect Zee TV NOW!

REMEDIES:

If she marries a Muslim boy even with all the above precautions, here are some remedies that can help control your rage.

1- As an act of revenge against muslims, ask your wife to convert to Islam and butt fuck her every day

2- If you have a marriageable age daughter, it is highly doubtful that you can get your bhindi any harder than say cotton candy. (In your younger days, you could have gotten it as hard as .......well...... a bhindi). So #1 above being highly unlikely, you can bring out the childhood shivalingams from the garage and butt fuck your newly converted wife every day

CONSOLATION:

Finally, try looking at the positive side(s)

1- You saved on the dowry and wedding expenses. Your banya friends will be envious

2- Banday nu dheet hona chaida... this izzat shizzat, rage shage is a Muslim concept anyways

3- Hinjuland is shining. You have 869 Forbes listed billionaires, the growth rate is 57.5% per week, the per capita GDP PPP is $ 503,919 and 2 call centers per hour go online in the state of Chootar Pardesh alone

So there (T)