Musharraf and Abe Lincoln...

The dictator is so fukking right in comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln. There are way too many similarities between the two:

1. When Lincoln made his famous speech during american civil war, his audience was Americans. When the dictator made his famous speech during pakistani civil war, his audience was Americans

2. When Lincoln spoke, he chose English that was widely spoken and understood in America. When dictator spoke, he chose English that was widely spoken and understood in America

3. Both Lincoln and Mush fought off enemies using american troops and american weapons

4. Lincoln got shot in the end. As for Mush, well the jury is still out on that, for at least as long as the judges are in...in jail, that is

But the dictator neglected mentioning Bush...afterall they both share same goals on different scales. Bush is busy bringing peace to the world one war at a time. Mush is busy bringing democracy to Pakistan one coup at a time...with this being his second coup in 8 years