My 3 phase 8 year plan for saving Pakistan; (Manto, Sadna, Harish and Musharraf)

Manto, Sadna, Harish, and Musharraf.

One of those names does not belong on the same line. 3 of these people I respect to some degree...one of them is not a person.

Who?

Manto of course.

Like Musharraf's 8 year democracy restoration plan which has been rolled out in 3 phases, I have an 8 year plan for saving Pakistan.

Phase 1 of it will have me sell my ill begotten dot com sponsored palatial palace in pacific palisades and personally buy Harish a pakistani citizen ship.

Part 2 will be to buy Sadna a decent shalwar kameez, a trip to the spa to groom a suitable appearance, and a flight to Pakistan. Once there, I will have her collaborate with the Iqra society and Edhi Educational program and set down a new educational policy to have our children become more compassionate and loving...much like Sadna and Arjun are.

Part 3, I will get Harish to consult with reza_md and buy a suitable wardrobe, a visit to a barber shop for a suitable appearance, and then I will fly our man to Islamabad and personally bankroll his campaign for leadership against manto.

I know Harish will win. The people will be smarter. And Manto will have to go back to work for SAP.

So let the phase 1 commence? Anyone in the market for a palatial palace in pacific palisades? Cash only.