Appeal to Zeemux

Dear Zeemux,
If you really read my article, you would have noticed that it was solid advice to the residents of Karachi to not hitch their wagon to the Mushy mule. :) It left a lot of options open, depending upon the behavior of our dear brethren up north. I am pleased to note that our dear brethren and cistern from up north have behaved remarkably well and I see a new breeze of Paki unity prevailing over our entire country. Perhaps all the people needed was some light at the end of Mushy's dark tunnel. :D

Now, most Pakis have moved on from the open sores of yesteryear. I suggest you do the same and stop this ethnic nonsense. [-X It does not behoove you to display such nangapan in public especially when your leader has shunned his wig for some decent transplanted public hair. If he can ditch the squirrel on his head, you should be able to get rid of the donkey on yours. :(W)

I agree with you about the demographics of Chowk UP OTW. A mirzaee lingam muncher, a "comical" Bra Man financial "genius" with barely enough Latin credential to get a "fistum up his rectum (term, courtesy of Reza bhai or was it HP_Sauce *-) ), a flatulent Shitty convert to Mirzaism, a foul-mouthed yet bitterly stupid lemon, and a handful of recently evolved monkeys are indeed worth visiting and admiring - as long as you resist the temptation to feed them.

What Teefay, Harry Payee, Reza, NYC, RF786, Viqarm, Ashtray, Bhatti Sahib, Hamza and occasionally Janoo aka Qumquat do is to teach these heathens and renegades some basic math, some humor, and a bit about foreign linguini.

Instead of sitting in your little corner of South Bejeezustan and larding it over your own kind, you should leave the kiddie pool and come swim with the sharks. We need you, Pakistan needs you, and Islam is threatened by Mirzaism and heathenism. B)

Stop this divisive muttarwa-bashing, spit out your anti-mojo, anti-MQM venom, and concentrate it on Mushy. I hereby declare that you are no longer a Paindoo and your multiple marriages to the patricians of the subcontinent will not be held against you. If you were guilty of being an upper-class snob, you would still be married to those princesses. :P

So, united we stand or divided we become the residue of Hinju efforts on the railway tracks. All of us Pakis (except the Mirzaee, the McDonald, and Madame Flatulence) have united in a serious and successful effort to push the residue where it originated. Will you not help? :?