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The Pride of the Rajput swells with affection

Posted: Mar 23, 2008 Sun 06:05 am     Views: 78    Interacts: 0

{"Post by Ranjit on Mar 22, 2008 7:08:03 pm
Dullahbhatti says - "Salim is actually at disadvantage 'ansectorly' speaking...he inherited the big ego of momin parent and small bhindi of hindian parent."

......dont forget that the small bhindi of the hindian parent became even smaller due to circumcision...........no wonder salim seems to be so upset these days...."}

Dear Ranjit Bhayya,

Thank you very much for your sincere concern about my lil okra. :D

My inflated Pride of the Rajput swells at the thought of all my Injun friends, especially the fair Bengalan, taking such an affectionate interest in my membership. I hope that it is love and not guilt that drives y'all to this homage. Please don't blame yourselves for being the part of my ancestry that could have cursed me with an over-ripe banana that has been tarnished with a black skin on the outside and a useless, soft, and limp fruit on the inside.

Fortunately, the Pride of this Rajput is powered by Turkish blood and carries enough Persian genes to add plenty of meat to the vegetable - nothing like loki gosht. :(W)Please convey my gratitude to Sardar Dullabhatti Ji. After all hiding a bhindi in mounds of public hair does not turn it into an ear of corn.

Now,that the Okra WinFry allegation is refuted, I await your predictable anguish over my black Hingboo skin, ugly Injun featues, and short Kshatriya stature. :D


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