I FEEL GREAT!

Hillary may have to withdraw.
Bush can't run again.
Obama vs. McCain for the World Series.
Pakistan is a democracy once again.
Mushy's role is reduced to swearing.
Violence is subsiding in FATA.
There is hope that suicide bombers will be be able to finally buy life insurance.
Paki PM fondling fancy may graduate to Yeltsin's art of surprise goosing.
Daily_News is shining.

Not all that bad, considering where we were.
Billary was a certainty.
Bush was proclaiming "Mission Accomplished."
Hillary vs. Rudy was the only game in town.
Pakistan was a military dictatorship.
Mushy was having orgasms killing chicks with sticks.
Paki soldiers were getting beheaded in FATA.
Suicide bombers were performing repeat missions.
Mushy was fondling Bush while getting goosed by Obama
We believed that India was shining.