Parag Voh Naheen Ra - I always wondered why Mrs. Sharma ...

Parag Voh Naheen Ra - I always wondered why Mrs. Sharma sometimes took tree branches with her on a few of her "dates." Apparently, many Injuns pay to have their black bottoms turned purple. With you, the only difference is that you are a monkey-worshipping, urine imbibing, railroad track-defecating, stone lingam choosing, bride-burning, female feticidal Hingboo cheapskate who wants his ass thrashed for free.

Your thread was a busy place with a stinking assembly of all the regular BJP/RSS/VHP/SP/JS/SS/MNS/BD/HM assholes getting their starched white dhotis transformed into wet, yellow, and limp wrappings resembling old newspapers that have been in the Mumbai rain for too long. Don't try to tell me that you guys were soaked in gao muttra. A momin jihadist could have gotten the most bang for his life by blowing up your thread.

Speaking of suicide bombers, it's a good thing that you never made it as a Hindu LTTE janasheen. One of the prerequisites for such a mission should be at least a passing grade in geography. Stukay Al-Singapuri, if asked to blow up Kanranchi, you would probably blow up a few dozen Biharis riding a rickshaw in Ranchi. You go into Amit "Choostahai" Sharma's anus like it was the Holland Tunnel and then cause a traffic jam in there by RAMming Kalloo Hairy in the rear.

Now that I have completely 37% roasted your rump, let me answer your miserable attempt at rebuttal. After all, if Parag Vohra, the lazy fat-assed bawarchi can get the energy to put together more than one paragraph in English, there must be enough beef in my thread to cause you diarrhea. You Hinjus really should avoid eating too much beef - I mean you don't have to impress us that you can devour meat - we all know from the statues in that famous Blow Job temple in Khujhla Kar Ro that you guys have been swallowing meat okras for thousands of years. My responses, of course, are in BOLD.

{"ERM, WHO WOULDA THOUGHT????"}

There you go again, trying to impress people with your dubious knowledge of three-lettered technical acronyms.


{"I guess we can look forward to more of you fighting each other then."}

Nice try - too bad, Pakis are uniting on Chowk and in Pakistan. If we are fighting, just consider that to be spring training for the real battle of Panipat.


{"Not that you haven't been trying but the irony is that apparently ALL the Jihadi attacks are "Made in India"..what with Deoband and that mad Mullah Gandhi. Fat lot of good it does for you on Muharram though "}

The problem with you Hingboos is that you think just because the gora sahib taught you to push one button, it will always work the same way - until the gora sahib tells you to behave differently. That "Happy Moharram" greeting is old and Moharram is long gone. In fact, I would wish you a "Happy" Sawan, Bhaadhu, or some other nonsense if I kept track of the Injun calendar. I guess you are proud of killing "Mullah" Gandhi - don't try too hard to impress Manto Payee. You already owe him a lot for all the smooching you did in Lahore - or was that Kuala Lumpur?


{"Yeah, kinda like the Afghans who are gratefully in hate with you, right? "}

Obviously Afghans love Hindus more than anyone. History is positive proof that Afghans have fucked Injuns, both male and female, more than any other group of people in this world - including other Injuns. GHAZNAVVVVVVVVVIIIIII.


{"How much effort would it take to fish out your own posts where you are abusing Pakistan and praising India? Time to kill yerself yet?? BWAHAHA!"}

You are right. I am not a consistent jingoist who drinks his own bathwater like you BJP/RSS/VHP/SP/JS/SS/MNS/BD/HM Injun assholes. I call them as I see them - my record on Gujarat, dalits, 1984 massacre of Sikhs, repatriation of Biharis, condemnation of Mushy, and positions on bride-burning, female feticide, and sale of Injun organs (kidneys, mind you, just kidneys!) stands on solid footing. I never confused Lahore with Singapore or Bangalore with Jessore.


{"Abbey jerking off to Indian chicks on desibaba.com does not translate in to anything real. Nice try, though. "}

I don't know anything about desibaba, but while you have been researching there, your Hindu women have been busy coming to Ali Baba. Don't trivialize masturbation too much. If you Hingboos spanked your monkeys, instead of kissing their asses, you would have less AIDS and fewer Hingboos to stink up your smelly country.


{"Apparently u are too retarded to understand the difference between Bambaiya Hindi of a Bollywood movie and a PaK TV news bulletin? Was it the ass fucking that a Punjabi Ranger gave u that damaged your brain?"}

Parag, the reason you don't understand Pak TV news is that you cheap and lazy Hingboos only learned the few phrases that pertain to love, hate, and drama plagiarized by Bollywood movies. So, although you think you understand MOHABBAT, RISHWAT, MUSEEBAT, QAATIL, MAQTOOL, ISHQ, etc, you don't really know numerous other Arabic words. Teaching a monkey to respond to a few painted signs in English, does not make him a Dickens and strapping a rocket on a monkey's back does not make him an astronaut. Of course, this has a different effect on you shameless bandar pujaaris.


{"Really? Of the four provinces of Pakistan, which one is native to Urdu? The "Pissar e Zameen" as you described them or the Pathans? Or the Sindhis who don't want any more dirty Biharis coming to Pakistan?"}

Stuka Al-Singapuri, there you go again! Trying to impress us with geography again. Urdu, which is heavily based on Arabic, Farsi, and some Turkish is naturally acceptable to Pathans and Baloch. The only trouble they have is the stupid gender-based grammar borrowed from Hindustani. Why does a lake have a yoni and a mountain have a lingam - you Injuns find sex everywhere, except in the obvious places. The Muslim Punjabis are the masters of Urdu and Lahore has outpaced Lucknow as one of the leading centers of Urdu literature in the world. Sindhis speak Urdu as well as any other Karachiite. Should we now talk about Tamil or Telegu - Nainu AkhRa Poti Naaon." LOL


{"Chutiye, we don't understand Pak TV news bulletins and do understand our own movies. U understand OUR movies just like the Nepalis understand OUR movies. Its called Cultural Imperialism."}

Ullu ke Pathay, you don't understand Pak TV news because you only learn the Arabic and Persian words pertaining to movies and dramas. Unlike your Injun news, Pak TV news is not fiction, fantasy, or song and dance - "India Shining, East to West, Inja is the Best." LOL


{"Shalwar Kameez is Muslim in origin? I am so sorry..I thought Islam was a religion..apparently it is a Tailor Master's name? I never knew that religion inspired fashion sense..was that part of the divine revelation of the Prophet or is the style and design of the Salwar Kameez perscribed in the Sunnah?"}

Yes, asshole, Shalwar Qameez (not Kameez) is of Muslim origin. Islam is a religion, but also a way of life that affects politics, economics, language, dress, food, and architecture. The Taj Mahal is also Muslim, as are Shish Kabab, Murgh Massala, and Biryaani. Just like there is Hindu art, e.g. fellatio and bestiality, as depicted in the wonderful statues of Khujhlao aur Ro.

{"Which country? That same country you said was a mistake just a few months back? "}

Yes, I still insist that partition was wrong. I would have preferred to stand tall in Panipat and defeat you as before or give you good government like Maharajas Akbar and Aurangzeb did. But now, that Pakistan is a reality, it is the duty of all Pakistanis to ensure that we make it successful and pleasant - who knows maybe one day it could even SHINE! LOL