Rebuttal to Scout's lies

as usual my responses are in bold.

{"Salim my sincere apologies"}

there isn't a sincere ounce of fat in your entire torso - plenty of pounds of lard containing evil, insincerity, and vulgarity.


{"for setting your ass on fire yesterday, i saw your lengthy drawn out thread addressed to me, listing your khoobiyan is kind of redundant but i'll do it anyway to remind people.... everyone knows exactly what you are and how you work, you've been defecating your filth all over chowk for a number of years, this is what you are by your own admissions on chowk:"}

Scout, the problem with you is that you consider "everyone" to mean you and your inner circle of friends or those who hate me. Of course, anyone who supports me is a multinick of "Salim." In fact, you have tabahi and choostahai has cratealpo - I DO NOT USE ANY MULTINICK AT ALL RIGHT NOW. The only multinicks that I did use were necessitated by being banned by Chowk Staff - that corrupt man named T-Bhai.


{"a self proclaimed pimp and manager of a strip club in Atlanta, must have taken a lot of brains"}

I never claimed to be a pimp. That's a lie and how can you call that self-proclaimed when I claimed no such thing - see you got caught with your XXX large pants circling your ankles. Working through college, instead of piling up student loans and begging for help on Chowk, is a very smart way to get an education. Running the gentlemen's club gave me a lot of experience in operating a business, dealing with suppliers and vendors, and managing people - if anything I learned a lot about female behavior. No wonder I know you so well. Also, if exotic dancing is so bad, why did you ask for my sifarish to get you a job? Why did you send your video to my ex-boss in Atlanta?


{"a sexually frustrated man who loves to insult people in extremely obscene ways"}

Did you ever think that many of us view your behavior as exactly that? I assure you that in all cases, my insults have been made in retaliation. No amount of peace overtures work with you, because, due to your paranoia, you suspect everyone who is against you as being "Salim."


{"a disgusting desperate turd who married an 18 year old cousin (bechari) because no one else would have him"}

Once again the commentary on my marriage to my imaginary wife is strictly yours. I hope you realize how stupid you appear when you accuse me of marrying my 18 year old cousin and then proceed to call my marriage imaginary, my wife imaginary, and my daughter imaginary. I guess it's as foolish as referring to an interactor supporting me as my multinick and then opening a thread in appreciating that person.


{"an insecure chichora who claimed to be a light skinned and superior to other chowkies"}

the commentary is all yours - I know my own pigmentation and don't care about yours.


{"an insecure chichora who listed his wife's physical attributes on chowk, something about her having green hair and blonde eyes"}

Once again you are foolishly wrong - she has blonde hair and green eyes - quite common among Turks, especially those who migrated from Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia, Greece, Albania, and Bosnia.


{" a loser who claimed to have gotten a job in a construction company through sifarish from his father in law"}

Wrong again, you habitual liar - the company was started by MY OWN great grandfather - please don't be jealous and no, I will not hire you - unless you can shit bricks. I plan to build a resort for rich Brahmins who want a place built out of cow shit - and you are the closest thing to a cow on Chowk.


{"a manager of a strip club where your stripper girlfriend left you for a woman, ouch"}

I never had a stripper girlfriend, and just because I gave you a referral, that act of compassion does not make me your boyfriend.


{"an asshole who can't decide if he's pakistani or indian, has switched sides numerous times on chowk"}

I am a Pakistani and a Muslim. I take sides based on my conscience and not how much I hate some Chowkie enemy. My stands on Gujarat, stranded Pakis in BD, bride burning, and love for the Holy Prophet (PBUH) have remained constant. In fact, didn't you call our Holy Prophet (PBUH) a pedophile NAUZBILLAH? Also, you referred to ALL Sunnis as cocksuckers. You were silent when I challenged you about being a cocksucker and we can no confirm that you are a COCKSUCKER. You say you don't wear your religion on your sleeve. However, it is obvious that you hide it in the rear part of your panties.


{"an abusive individual who called all punjabi women whores, including your own bhabhi and atif's female relatives"}

You can lie all you want, but you are trying to quote me out of context. Calling some residents of Hira Mandi or Lahore prostitutes is not calling ALL Punjabans whores. It's not like what you said when you called ALL Sunnis COCKSUCKERS very recently.


{"an abusive asshole who's called all hindu women whores, including writing limericks on the front page about sadna's private parts"}

More lies! The limericks were actually posted by my INDIAN and HINDU friend when I lived back in the states - we had all been drinking, much like your circle of friends does.


{"a bayghairat, who after being banned more than 20 times on chowk, kept coming back with many nicks"}

May I ask whose nicks are tabahi, pakihunk, barbadi, scout, scout_new, trmntr_X, aphra behn, melady, aashee, and on and on and on. At least I had to get the multiple nicks, because your corrupt benefactor, T-Bhai, was the Chowk Staff. I am very happy that he was fired, thus ending your "horrible reign" on Chowk UP. I don't use multiple nicks now, because I am not being unfairly banned.


{"a liar and con artist who claimed, at one point, that he was actually a middle aged uncle professor from the midwest who logged on to chowk with nicks that he shared with four of his middle aged friends"}

Alcohol will make you do silly things, including irritating scout's perception of the normal order on Chowk UP - how exactly did that act abuse you or set fire to your rectum?


{"a pervert who asked many female interactors about hymenoplasties, particularly Sobia, a woman who doesn't even abuse him back"}

We all witnessed your filthy language regarding FGM. You constantly talk about men's membership, genitalia, balls, rectums, and impotence. As for the abuse against other females, it is a fact that you coordinate your evil through e-mails, yahoo chat, and other media. You intimidate friends into sharing their secrets with you and then you blackmail them into doing your bidding, usually against Salim. I have several e-mails from your former "friends," asking me not to divulge their communication with me - because they were afraid of you. Recently, Zeena, a very sweet girl, told us all about your modus operandi - meeting Chowkies in NYC, getting their confidence, harassing them constantly, and then intimidating them. A lot of females really hate you scout - please get some help for your evil nature.


{"a racist bigot who's said horrible thigns against mirzais, sunnis, hindus, bengalis, and punjabis"}

you called all men NAMARDS, you called ALL Sunnis COCKSUCKERS, you called ALL PUNJABIS PAINDOOS, you insulted the Punjabi language, you insulted ALL SIKHS - so, please clean up your own act, bigot.


{"a cocksucker of the highest order on chowk"}

We have already established, thanks to your deafening silence to my challenge, who the premier cocksucker on Chowk is - no it's not your gay singing minstrel.


{'.....
there are many more apt descriptives of salim, but you guys get the picture"}

Sure took you long to get tired. It's amazing how much you can hate a person you never met and never will meet. I would hate to be your husband or any other person who has to look at you more than once a year.