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The Perfect Chowkan by Aasif with Translation by Salim Chauhan

Posted: May 4, 2008 Sun 10:03 am     Views: 42    Interacts: 0

...and the Perfect Chowkan...

... would have iscout's indominatable spirit

Translation: An aura of odorous flatulence surrounded by vaporized shit

... jeena's stamina

Translation: An ability to finish the race running over dead Injuns, if necessary

... sobia's personality and stature

Translation: Mominocity without parallel

... sadna's wisdom

Translation: Going for live horses instead of dead ones

... raka's humor and awaaz

Translation: Giving advice to cheap patients regarding flatulence without bursting into loud laughter

... nb's charm

Translation: Remaining boring and vulgar while dispensing unsolicited medical advice under the Nom de Tete of Dr. Bang A Lun

... clifton's honesty and zest of life

Translation: Duplicity while sleeping with the enema


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