Reply to Eklavyas' Ugly Caricature of Hindus' Panchamrita Offering to the Deity

The 'original' Eklavya alais Kaale Khan the Shia momeen's post-

Reviving True Brahminism - Panchamrit Explained
Topic started by Eklavya on Jun 7, 2008 4:31:18 am objectionable content

Yesterday I saw a great thread by GT bhai, on reviving True Brahminism (India's TB).

And I saw fake brahmins like chaltahai piling onto the bandwagon, a wagon designed to carry a True Brahmin like GT bhai alone, and none else. Not even Harimau would be allowed within twenty yards of the TB Bandwagon (nor would he want to get near it).

Let's understand the TB revival.

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To get T.B. brandmark, it is not enough to be born a lallu punju Brahmin (LPB). You must accept Panchamrit - that is, fulfil five basic requirements (To the mlechchas: Panch is five, amrit is well amrit - nectar/elixir) -

1. You must say - "Mannu is my man, and I am for Mannu alone. Mannusmriti is the last and the final Book, and I read it every day to guide my daily life. I even keep it in my pocket even as I sleep."

2. You must say - "All TBs are my brothers. There is perfect equality of TBs. Non TBs are not allowed in unless they are reborn into the family of Mannu and accept Panchamrit."

"And it is my solemn duty to spread the reach and the power of TB brotherhood over NTBs (non-true Brahmins) through teaching pure individualism to all NTBs."

3. You must say - "I am racist. My whole family is racist. And my man Mannu made me racist."

4. As part of teaching pure individualism to all nonTBs (non True Brahmins), you and your family must invite all sorts of NTBS to your home, do hooka pani with them, and once they leave plot their downfall.

(This TB art seems to have been completely lost, and I had never come across it. But then I hadn't come across any True Brahmins either. One is so glad to see GT bhai and his family in India busy resurrecting this medieval art with full dedication.)

5. Finally, an absolute sartorial requirement.

You must wear a white dhoti with full green underwear. But you must sprinkle enough red on the green underwear to make it look red, while needed. This 'inside story' is never to be revealed to all.

If anybody has any questions, please message them to me. Or send them over to GT bhai, except about the green underwear with the red dye, which is never to be revealed to anyone at all.


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Having explained the TB Revival, NOW, I deserve my recommneded R&R. It will be fascinating to see how many of people have accept true Brahminhood, in the meantime.

I, unfortunately, with a nick like Eklavya, am not even qualified. :(