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Today is Friday; Your chance to repent,confess, and start a new

Posted: Jul 25, 2008 Fri 11:30 am     Views: 149    Interacts: 9

Assalam ualaikum wa rehmatullah wa barakatu wa jannat ul hallal u wa dozakh ul haram u.

When the student is ready, the teacher appears (I have appeared).

When chowkies misbehave, the mullah appears (beware my considerable wrath!)


Today is Friday, and it is a time to look into your giraiban. Don't smile.

Life is not just about lovey dovey get high and marry 4 women at any given time.

There are times, those troubling times in your life, once a week, for 15 minutes, when you must confess and repent.

That time is now. God created you without sin, yet you keep polluting yourself.

I have looked into your soul and am sad to see the filth that tars it.

Repent, or I shall be forced to prescribe a corrective measure.

Wallah, God works in mysterious ways.

p.s. Hindu baitay aur baitiyo, be patient and wait your turn, my loving gaze will penetrate you too...soon


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Latest comments
Posted by hurricane on Sunday July 27, 2008 12:32 am
masadi bhai,

:o

or better yet:

Mulla Toofani is a sunni wahabi deobandi brailvi shia ....he is not a hindu at all....
Posted by masadi on Friday July 25, 2008 11:12 pm
Give a free reign to Hindu bigots like mullah_toofani, the humble master of his a$$ while sitting on his mighty throne in the morning, and censor those that deal with pertinent issues facting our countries. Maashaallah what a wonderful site this junkyard has become...Let's just all go home and let Fred Sanford handle the affairs of this empire...
Posted by PKSZ_shadbad on Friday July 25, 2008 01:52 pm
by this line i may become ur mureed aferall o toofani
keep ur chailay's under tight leash
bye bye salat time here
other moulvi's are in souq with their danday and leashes
kia pagal khana hay yeh dunya
allah maghfarat karay
Posted by PKSZ_shadbad on Friday July 25, 2008 01:46 pm
i thought by your spiritual power you will know who am i, but i c that u don't know. u lost all my respect (and the fear i had of u) because of ur murky crystal ball. go go go and get it clean. be quick. it has not seen me. maybe it saw some of your own chailas because i don't drink, and i don't cheat,i dont'lie, except to save some life if i have to, (and i have saved many - you can be my chaila for that).
but yes, i may be devious but not abusive
show me the right path for not being devious, but you have first to stop yourself being devious, o loomaree ki dum,
this is test for you, not for your jalal but for your kamal
oh, sorry i thought i was talking to mullah, just saw it is harry, oh, hi harry, you sounded so much like mullah, even threatening jalal like u urself is a mullah, why you a sane person are chaila of this pagal moulvi, go go getyourself checked by drsohail immediately, call 911
Posted by mullah_toofani on Friday July 25, 2008 01:46 pm
PKSZ baitay,

Please forgive my dedicated chaila Hurricane. Although he has learnt much from me, he knows not that a thrust from a sword cannot win what a smile on a face can.

Posted by hurricane on Friday July 25, 2008 01:30 pm
PKSZ baitay,

Know that your mullah chastises you only out of love.

So stop your drinking, stop your lying and cheating, stop your abusiveness and your deviousness, and come to the path of righteousness.

Else I will be forced to unleash my considerable Jalal (furious anger) on you.
Posted by PKSZ_shadbad on Friday July 25, 2008 01:17 pm
you stupuid moulvi
"akar kis baat ki payaray" is a song sung by no other than moula mukesh
but what a moulvi has to do with songs
all they have to do is waaz
and damagh chaat of others
you better listen to me and work on your own salvation
you haughty moulvie thinking salvaging others
what did I say salvaging
now grasp this mole and make it a mountain if you have nothing better to do. then waste your and other's time. fgo go go and read something and let all enjoy themselves on this mubark day, hangamay baaz kawway ki oulaad
Posted by mullah_toofani on Friday July 25, 2008 12:55 pm
PKSZ baita,

You addressed me as "piyaray". Baitay, I'm not *that* kind of mullah. I'm here for your salvation, not for your perversion.
Posted by PKSZ_shadbad on Friday July 25, 2008 12:15 pm
hey pagal moulvi, don't be so haughty, you too will be dead in the end. mitti you are and mitti mein you milay ga, itni akar kis baat ki piayaray, tumahara bud-dmagh sub mitti kay keeray he chatein gay, kioun doosroun ka dmagh is mubarik din chaat raha hay, waaz ker ker kay. upnay under pehlay jhank, doosroun ko khutbay sunaany se pehlay

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