so how bad is the current financial crisis?

Its so bad that:

- even finance guru chudtahai can tell it is bad

- women are reduced to marrying men just for love

- scout is relegated to posting smilies in thread titles to improve her selfworth

- Gone are the talks of civilizational threats like women's headscarf

- Saudi Arabia is invited to G8 summit(actually this is not a joke. its true)

- reza bhai cut his order for italian designer suits this year from 5 to 4

- when dhuiwala attempted to withdraw cash at his bank's ATM, the rejected reciept read "are you kidding?!"

- dullahbhatti's financial adviser recommended two positions - cash and doggy

- BJKumar stopped "borrowing" from FV's intellectual capital in order to reduce his debt to her for his writing skills

- atif2 proposed merging his assets with rabia's in a ceremony attended by close friends and relatives