India vs Pakistan

India and Pakistan has recently realized that, if they continued political tension, they would someday end up destroying each other. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight.
The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The Dog that won the fight would earn its country the fight to rule Kashmir. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Pakistanis found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest strongest puppy from each litter, killed al other puppies and fed the lone dog all of the milk. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine, until, after the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on his cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast.
When the Day of the fight arrived, The Indians showed up with a strange animal: It was a nine feet long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Indians. No one else thought that this weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Pakistani Camp. The bookies predicted that Pakistani’s would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled towards the center of the ring. the Pakistani dog leapt from the cage and charged the giant wiener dog. The Dachshund opened the jaws and swallowed the Paki beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from killer dog’s tail.
The Pakistani’s approached the Indians, shaking their heads in disbelief “We don’t understand our top scientists and breeders worked for five years with the biggest Doberman and Rottweilers.They developed a killing machine.
“Really? The Indians replied, we had our top plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a dashshund.