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His Imperial Majesty Liaqaut John Khan Fan Club

Posted: Aug 2, 2009 Sun 03:47 am     Views: 220    Interacts: 0

GOT THIS IN A MAIL
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This is for the Fans & Friends of


"His most Glorious and Drugly Excellency, Keeper of the Universe and Castle-e-Ganja, the Alpha and the Omega, Eternal President and Royal King of Liaqautabad, Conqueror of Asia from the British, except for Afghanistan, definitely St. Kitts & Nevis, and soon Mars, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Narcotics Master, 26 consecutive Times Don Universe Winner, The Father Figure In Sicily & Columbia, Landlord of All the Drug Fields In This World, Deserving Reciever of Any and All Awards and Medals ever invented, including the Vinetown, New Jersey Go-Kart Challenge, Holy See, Multi Nobel Laureate in Every Field, Master of the Dead Girls Of London, Leader of the Sicialian Crime Bosses, Admirer of Zappa, Keeper of both the Kohinoor & The Holy Grail, Inventor Of All The Drug Compounds, Champion and Quaid of People I mean Planets, Sith Lord, Jedi Master, Casanova II, Creator of All 9 Types Of Industrial Pollution, Champion of Jeopardy and Slayer of Azeem Ramada, Worst Nightmare of Hammad Pine, Friend of Don Azhar, Our Glorious and Benevolent Mob-Boss, NAWAB Sir Liaquat John Khan Of Abbotabad KCB, KCIE, DCO, CBE, DBE, GBE, VC, GC, GSMG, NPk,GCIE, GCSI, KCSI,, the Founder and Leader of LJK Industries & Clubs and LRM (Liaquat Revolutionary Movement)"

RIGHT HAND MEN & FRIENDS IN PAKISTAN

Don Azhar
Nadeem L
Kashif Gu
Shakeel Yera
F&Z Kulfi
Arshad Pappu
Khabees-e-Shahzaman
Sulayman Panwala
Shabbir Ahmed
Karim Potter
Kabir Potter
Furqan Potter
Rehman Dacoit
Fareed Liaqat John Khan
Rahim Shah
Chaman Choona
Allahrakha Pasha
Akbar Chichora
Capt. Haleem Siddiqui
Saleem Yusufzai IV
Pervez Charsi
Maulana Fazl-ur-Rahman


OVERSEAS DEALERS & FRIENDS (includes former ones too)

COLUMBIA:
*Pablo Escobar
*Gilberto Rodríguez Orejuela
*Helmer Herrera
*Jorge Luis Ochoa Vázquez
*George Jung
*Rodrigo Tovar Pupo
*José Santacruz Londoño
*Vicente Castano
*Víctor Manuel Mejía Múnera

AFGHANISTAN:
*Pista Khan
*Haji Bashar

MEXICO:
*Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo
*Edgar "La Barbie" Valdez Villarrea
*Miguel Caro Quintero
*Amado Carrillo Fuentes

USA
*Al Capone (Chicago, Michigan)
*Don Vito Corleone (Nevada)
*Don Michael Corleone (Nevada)
*Tony Montana (Miami)
*Vittorio Amuso (NYC)
*Nicholas Carozzo (NYC)
*Vincent Basciano (NYC)
*Al Indelicato "Sonny Red" (NYC)
*Bugsy Siegel (Las Vegas, Nevada)

INDIA:
*Ali Mudesh
*Dawood Ibrahim
*Chhota Rajan
Charges against Sir Liaquat John Khan

Wanted in 4 provinces, 30 Divisions & 124 Districts of this country the condemned is accused for the crimes of Murder, Armed Robbery of Banks; Citizens; Post Offices; Shops & Industries, Kidnapping, Bribery, Buying Stolen Goods, Arson, Selling Stolen Goods, Inciting Prostitution, Drug Trafficking, Drug Smuggling, Rape, Theft of Sacred Objects, Perjury, Bigamy, Extortion, Selling of Pornography, Tax Evading, Passing Counterfeit Money, Assaulting a Justice of the Peace, Larceny, Conspiracy, Aggravated Assault, Illegal Possession of Arms & Ammunition, Manslaughter, Mayhem, Forgery, Serving Alcohol to Minors, Battery, Embezzlement, False Pretenses, Receiving Stolen Property, Treason, Solicitation of Crime, Handling, Vandalism, Drug Possession & Usage

AVAILABLE AT LJK DRUGSTORE

Alcohol
*Beer
*Wine
*Vodka
*Martini
*Rum
*Tequila
*Bourbon
*Scotch Whiskey
*Irish Whiskey
*Rye Whiskey
*Maotai
*Brandy
*Arak
*Cider
*Tepache
*Perry
*Applejack
*Mezcal

*Raicilla
*Mead
*Raki
*Ammaretto
*Calvados
*Shochu
*Gin
*Malibu
*Tentur a
*Kvass
*Rice Wine

Cigarettes
*Gold Leaf
*K2
*Pine
*Gold Flakes
*Dunhill
*Marlboro
*Camel
*Davidoff
*Benson & Hedges
*Capstan
*Cobra
*Ashford
*Memphis
*Kent
*Eve
*Prince
*Quest
*New port
*520
*Longbeach
*Hongtashan


Cannabis
Heroin
Raw Opium
Ecstacy
Betel Nut
Cocaine
Amphetamines
Contact Details

Office:


Mansion No 17 till 685, Liaquatabad, near Abbotabad, Liaqatkhwa, Pakistan
Recent news

New LJK drugstore in Azam Basti opened for public

HITLIST:

*Hammad Pine
*Azeem Ramada
*Shakir Langra
*Saqib Langra
*Chow Mut Fing
*Pappu
*Choudhry Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed Choudhry


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