In defense of the pitifully low denominator humor article written by salim chuhan, the author writes:

"...Both you and Saminasha are incorrect in your charge that the humor in this article is restricted to female private parts. Perhaps that is the only part that your myopic eyesights and narrow minds can discern..."


And I quote:


1. "Being a Muslim affects daily life in western countries where, ostensibly, freedom of everything, from cartoons to ice cream flavors and from dildo-less batteries to decaffeinated coffee, is paramount." Gender/Sexual Reference to: Female

2. "Let’s face it, when you show up at the airport with your six inch beard, making your face look like a European beaver, your plastic portable lota in one hand, and a prayer rug rolled up in your armpit..." Gender Sexual Reference: Male, Female; Face compared to Female Vagina

3. " Always travel with only one spouse. Leave three of the wives at home. Better yet, in the west, it is more acceptable to travel and live with a girlfriend or mistress. You will blend in better and may even enjoy the variety – not that you need it with the four at home and 72 waiting in paradise...." Gender Sexual Reference: Male Ownership of Female Bodies

4. " Muslim women, who are almost always clean-shaven anyway, just need to discard that hijab, burka, chador, or similarly annoying accessory designed to emphasize lack of beauty..." Gender Sexual Reference: Female Face and/or Vagina

5. "..They suffer more than Muslims because of their turbans and beards and enjoy none of the benefits of suntanned manhood..’ Gender Sexual Reference: Male, Penis

6. "... They have not done too many bad things since the rape of Delhi in 1857..." Gender Sexual Reference: Male Assault of the Female Body metaphor

7. "...By the way, shepherd outfits are great because they don’t have zippers, which the sheep can hear from a mile away..." Gender Sexual Reference: Male and mammal

8. "... Muslim women should take off their shalwars upon departure from home. Perhaps they can tie the shalwars around the waist and look cool. In any case, they should make it a point to bend over now and then to emphasize unIslamic behavior...." Gender Sexual Reference: Female

9. "...Under no circumstances should you perform sijda in Athens or any other place in Greece. If you must perform sijda, make sure that you use a strong wall or corner as a cover. For my Pathan and Sardarji friends, this means facing away from the wall or corner..." Gender Sexual Reference: Male Victim of Male Sexual Assault

10. "...For my Pathan and Sardaji friends, the hairy-legged ones in skirts are the men. The ones with the hairy armpits are the women..." Gender Sexual Reference: Male, Female Gendered Ambiguity

11. "...you see a security official, immediately ask about locations of the best whorehouses, strip clubs, or even titty bars..." Gendered Sexual Reference: Female as Object of Visual and Sexual Gratification

12. "...You will be liked and might even get laid. If you are a Pakistani Muslim woman, unless you are in great shape, please do not impersonate a movie star. Indians won’t believe you because most Bollywood starlets are knockouts and in superb shape...." Gendered Reference: Female as Object of Visual Gratification

13. "...In France, there is a new atmosphere ever since Muslims made Paris into the real City of Lights. To blend in, you must act like a frog - drink... most importantly, if you are a woman, learn to give head. " Gendered Reference: Female as Performer of Sexual Act

14. "...When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Put on that short red skirt, but be careful when standing in line. Make sure that there are no Greeks or Macedonians behind you in the line – especially if you have to bend over to move your luggage...." Gendered Reference: Male as as Victim of Male Sexual Assault

Total:

Derogatory Reference to Women 10 out of 14

Derogatory References to Gay Men (as Predators of Het Men): 2 out of 14

Derogatory References to Heterosexual Men: 2