The Swadeshi Origins of Videshi Grandeur

There is reason for the Sangh Parivar not to simultaneously wipe it’s tears with it’s saffron dhotis, and the reason for this is not only because the colour would run and stick to their faces. Their fellow Sanghite, Shashi Tharoor, follower of the Puttaparthi Sai Baba and all other babas has been beaten in the race to become the Un Secretary General by Ban ki Moon of Korea. When the Sangh Parivar mourns this kind of thing, they forget a great truth - the hidden truth that their website in California deleted from it’s pages because they did not want the true word to be revealed to anyone - the truth that in India, 11 trillion years ago, there was an advanced civilisation that flew airplanes and used nuclear weapons.

Don’t believe me? Ask the Koreans - they recently figured out that one of their queens, not as long ago as the Vedic civilisation that the Sanghites talk about, was Indian and from Madhya Pradesh. As a matter of fact, they even sent some cattle as a gift to one of the Madhya Pradesh monarchs to celebrate this anniversary. That tells us that Ban ki Moon in also of Indian descent. Ban ki is the Korean pronounciation of the very Swadeshi name Bankim as in the name of the great poet Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay. Ban ki Moon in India would have been Ban ki Goon - he is clearly of Bengali descent.

And he is not the only one. Bill Clinton and George Bush are laso of Indian descent. Does anyone know why Clinton visited India so many times? He feels an affinity to the land of his ancestors. His name, in India, would have been Bheel Khaitan. His ancestors were, as you can guess, from Rajasthan. And George Bush, the other great Videshi leader - Bush is simple a short form of Bhushan. His name, had his ancestors remained in Inda, would have been Jarasandh Bhushan. His wife, Laura, would have been Leela.

It is a sad fact that, these days, not many realise that Videshi grandeur was actually Swadeshi. During the Ramayana War, not only did both sides use Vimanas - aircraft - they also drove tanks on the ground and used artillery. Soldiers used fine rifles and pistols to shoot at the perfidious Sri Lankans and, like the Americans did to Japan, they dropped nuclear weapons on the Sri Lankan island. While the war went on, those who stayed back in Bharat watched it on satellite TV and the soldiers’ wives even communicated witht heir husbands who fought many thousands of miles way with cellular phones. Why do you think Indian engineers are sought after by the west these days? They have a tradition manufacturing high tech products for 11 trillion years!

All of this reminds me of a great Swadeshi poem that people used to recite when I was a boy - during the period of India’s greatest burst of Swadeshi feeling - the Emergency. Indira Gandhi was, after all, the leader who most guarded the country against what she described as "the foreign hand." within the country, she imprisoned p[erfidious sadhus for chanting "Narayana, Narayana," as they did not have the right to take the name of Jai Prakash Narayan(a.) In any case, in case some have not heard it, I shall post it here - others may recall it and laugh - or, if they so choose, shed a tear:

Ram Raj mein doodh milta tha
Krishna Raj mein ghee
Congress Raj mein chai miltee hai
Phook, phook kar pee,
O Beta,
phook, phook kar pee.