To answer zeemax's question about lubrication in sex

Zeemax asked a sincere question to shoresahib about lubrication:

"Post by zeemax on Nov 26, 2007 1:06:13 am
shoresahib, what works better ... KY Jelly or thook?

I mean, you would know. My GF complains of pain."


Since Zee sahib is in the habit of visiting brothels, it is understandable that he lacks the experience of normal relationship sex. I shall help nanna munna zee mian have better sex with his girlfriend.

First of all Zee. This is a very rare and is not common to most couple’s experience.

However, since you are used to quick jobs at the brothel, you probably do not know how to take care of your girlfriend, so I will offer some pointers.

Zee, You should keep the following things in mind:

1. You need to have foreplay with your girlfriend. If she is complaining about a lack of lubrication, it means she is dry, and not properly aroused. In your haste to get to 3rd and 4th base, you have forgotten to visit first and second base. So you should kiss her, fondle her, tweak her nipples, give her a nice rubadub "down there"...you know, get her ready. Garma garam.

2. The other problem may be that she does not find you attractive. This is a tough nut to crack. Tell her to use her imagination, maybe she can visualize something more attractive?

3. Your girlfriend may be old, and therefore does not produce ready lubrication. In that case, it is better that you use KYJelly which is made by Kanjaroon yahoods and has sow fat in it.

I hope this helps. I am glad that you took the first step of discussing the problem in a public forum. We attach so many taboos to this stuff that it is difficult to have an honest discussion.

Now go and put these tips to good use