Laddu

Laddu,
Yaar, thank you for enumerating the different ways in which you love us Pakis and Muslims. My reciprocating emotions are in bold.

{"Please do become "stable" - because an unstable Pakistan is not good for us."}

It's not like we're mentally unstable or anything. We just like to fight a lot - and when you Injuns don't wanna fight, we just practice on each other. Next time we'll keep the noise down and not wake up your "peaceful country." What with Meos, Naxalites, Maoists, and Gujjus trying to get their beauty sleep for the Miss Inja contests.

{"We are already addressing our problems - you do yous"}

Yeah, Laddu, but you just end up addressing most of your problems to us. If we ever find out that even one of the so-called "Jihadi" attack was "Made in Inja," rest assured that a whole lot of dhotis will be unraveled for starters - after we forcibly change their color to shitty yellow.

{" Just do not set your jealous and hateful eyes on us.
We do not want to do anythng with you."}

Well said - especially after you butt in, bifurcate our country, and then become more hated by the Bengalis than you are hated even by the Tamils of SL. If ever we become so ugly, so poor, and so stupid as to be jealous of you, it will be time for all Pakis to commit one last act of suicide - in Delhi. Thank God, we ain't sunk so low yet.


{"We do not want you to use our names. First stop using our name and change it to mahammad something like Salim Mohammad."}

Good point! I have often thought about that, but then how would I have lured Hindu chicks into my lair as I introduced myself as "S. Chauhan?" First impressions are important, after all. Of course, once introduced to the Pride of the Rajput, all differences in religion had been set aside in the worship of suntanned superiority.


{"Do not watch our movies. Do not sing our songs. Do not wear our dresses. Tell your woman to waer chadors all the time."}

Your movies? Your songs? Your dresses? chadors?
Your Bollywood movies wouldn't mean jack shit if it were not for the Urdu dialogue - which BTW is OUR language that we speak at home without the subtitles (or dictionaries) you assholes have to read to understand YOUR own movies.

Stop stealing our Paki songs, because after Javed Akhtar, you may well have the end of "Indian" Ghazals - the backbone of most Bollywood songs. All good shairi is in Urdu - the language of Pakistan. Only the Hindi news as in "Some Achaar Some Apt hui" is your language - and even I can't understand it while I can understand Bollywood movies and Z TV - obviously your SOME ACHAAR and movies are not in the same language.

As for dresses,
Shalwar and Qameez are Muslim in origin and even the words are not Injun. Gharara is Muslim and was invented by Nur Jahan, an Iranian. Even the longer six-yard sari is not Injun. The Injuns used to wear a much shorter version, barely enough to cover the waist and nothing up top - not that I am complaining here, infact damn the Muslims for covering up the Injun tits.

The chador is from Iran, but then the word ghoonghat is Hindu. So, figure that one out. Maybe the Hinjus were also hiding their females' faces long before Tariq or Mahmood arrived with their superior weapons and organs.

{"Forget it, we want nothing to do with you. Just go to your Arabian land and eat your dates."}

We agree on this one. We also don't want anything to do with you - just stop meddling in our country. Also, we will eat our Arabian, Iranian, Californian, Israeli, and even Indian dates - why does that cause you mirchi? We like to eat dates. :(W)