Sobia,

Salaam Alaikum,

I hope that you are doing well. I just want you to know that I sincerely apologize for anything I may have posted that has offended you in the past.

I was merely responding to your scout-generated hatred toward me. There were only two serious misunderstandings:

1. My reference to ALL Lahori or ALL Punjabi women.
2. Your reference to my Punjabi Bhabhijaan.
3. Your statement of wanting to kill ALL Muslims and become the first Christian President of Pakistan.
4. My ridiculous joke about sensitive surgery in Chicago.

All the rest of the back and forth was just noise, and I regret saying anything that was harsh, cruel, or profane. Please accept my apology and I promise never to insult you, not even in retaliation.

Now that my friendship with Atif and Ali has been resurrected and that my good friend, Reza, is definitely very fond of you, it makes it all the more important to be polite to each other. Also, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that you are indeed a pious and practicing momina and may Allah forgive me for any malicious or tasteless comment that I may have made.

Please consider this apology seriously and please don't let the unpleasant duo influence you negatively. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Salim Ahmed Chauhan