Applauding the efforts of ASS in helping needy Muslim children

{"May you continue to revel in your favorite pasttime, creating fights and watching people tear into each other. Some of your friends have no choice but to call Zeemax for what he is: a sharabi fundoo harami. More fighting. More tamasha for you [saves you the Pay Per View cable bill]"}

Harry Pi,
Once again you misunderstand scout. She has been spreading her love on Chowk long before either one of us was born. Even though I get nauseated by her flatulence, I must defend her contributions to Chowk.

Just recently, she said that ALL Sunnis were cocksuckers. At first glance, this appeared to be an insult. However, as you can see from the results, she is really bringing all cocksuckers, many of them Sunnis, under one big huge umbrella of Choostahai's gaaND. You can call it the Grand Canyon of convention centers. Mirzaees, who are, after all, former Sunnis, are flocking to her fold of foreskin nibblers that include self-proclaimed singing gays and prominent members of the NY-based Alcoholics Synonymous Society (ASS). Some of these ASS participants are prominent members of Manhattan, including doctors, lawyers, cooks, and businessmen. They assemble frequently to contemplate alcohol-inspired means of assisting needy Muslim children and other charitable causes. To entertain the poor deprived Muslim children, they stage Mo & Ayesha puppet shows.

If this group of eminent philanthropists can adopt our own dear Zeemux Bhayya, what's wrong with that? He is a bona fide Sunni and imbibing alcohol in the cause of needy Muslim children is definitely kosher. (T)
Please join me in applauding their efforts - think of the needy Muslim children. :(W)