Saali Cricket:

Kaam kaam kaam, heck with it. Boss, promotion, projects and management… one man in many lives. Its second week that I could not go to bed with more than three hours for rest. Traveling and officing...Now its cricket in New Zealand and Australia! “sab ullu hein aur hum ko bana rahey hein”. Its really terrible to watch them in odd timings i.e. 8:00 AM to 11:00 PM working n working then bit rest (if no friend raided) then 3:00 AM to 8:00 cricket. And every time after watching match I would say no more cricket, “saaloo, haraamees! Agar pata houta yehi karma hey beghairatoun ney tou, mein match hi na daikhta” Let me tell you a story about this.


Once upon a time.......
There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a kid around 5-6 years old. As usually happens in most of the marriages
therelationship b/w the couple was turning sour. So finally it reached
such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced
than carry on such a relationship. So they consulted a lawyer. But the
big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court it
was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.

So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"
Kid said, "No Mummy beats me." So the judge asked "Would you like to
stay with your papa then?"
Kid said, "No Papa beats me too."
Now the judge was in a delimma and was not able to decide what to
do...after pondering for some time he smiled with the idea he had in his mind about the child......and he gave the judgement that the kid would stay with......

Any guesses?

OK. Here goes the answer the kid would stay with

Pakistani Cricket Team,
Why? Check the answer in following line if you can…

Because, THEY
DON’T BEAT ANYBODY! :)

Hope you found the answer, if you don’t se any thing highlight/select line with mouse yaar “khair! Yeh halat hey hamari aur hamari team ki”