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Air Macaca announces the flight ...

Posted: Sep 28, 2006 Thu 09:00 am     Views: 11   

Air Macaca announces the flight ...



Started by Salim_Chauhan on September 28, 2006 9:00am PT

of its crew from the departure gate at Amsterdam Airport. Anyone who has seen this crew is requested to contact Air Macaca at Gate 69 Concourse F. We assure you that our Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet is perfectly safe, has been flying for over 34 years, and has better than a 60% chance of arriving safely in Mumbai. The absconding crew is merely using safety as a pretext to obtain asylum for reasons of banana enrichment.

If there are any passengers with pilot licenses, please volunteer by contacting the Air Macaca representative at the gate. Qualified Muslim pilots need not volunteer because the effort involves both takeoff and landing. Accepted candidates will receive free sonograms for their volunteered service. Thank you.




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