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How come I have the luck of the Injun Navy?

Posted: Dec 1, 2008 Mon 07:13 pm     Views: 247    Interacts: 0

How come I have the luck of the Injun Navy?

Yes, why do I have to be like the Injun Navy? While I was busy fighting "Ghati" pirates and sinking their mothership off Pune, the real action was going on Atif's thread about the R word.

The Injun Navy sank a Thai fishing trawler, mistaking it for a Somali mothership. Now there are thousands of angry Thais who have closed Bangkok Aiport while thousands of Injun thighs are impatiently squirming to pee but can't because the rest rooms are clogged with thousands of Thais.

Meanwhile, I missed out on some really good laughs at the expense of the the down and going financial whizkid from India. No, I am not talking about the cross-dressing FM, but Chowk's own permanent Hank Paulson - making a prime ass out of himself with his sub-prime knowledge of Wall St.

When I heard the R word, I knew that shaRma's Rotten deRRieRe was gRass and would soon be Roasted Red or puRple in his case.

For those who missed it, it appears that most Chowkies (except Choostahai) have pretty good memories:

chudtahai, its official!
Topic started by atif2 on Dec 1, 2008 10:32:06 am

remember how you have been going "hahaha" over my comments in Nov 2007 that US was in recession and you kept asking me "where is the recession? hahaha"

well, hahaha, its official - US has been in recession since december 2007.

here is a lesson that you need to tattoo on your dumb ass bhosri kay - try not indulging in economic discussion. Stick to using chowk as a medium of making internet friends, dumb choot!

Panel says US has been in recession since Dec. '07


WASHINGTON – The U.S. economy has been in a recession since December 2007, the National Bureau of Economic Research said Monday...


Post by PlumberJoe on Dec 1, 2008 11:32:11 am

sutkay, me too man... when I got the breaking news on my blackberry... I was like oh o.... there goes atif and chalta ecnomic prowess WWF match.

Post by ranimirza on Dec 1, 2008 11:22:32 am

chaltoo, i kept telling myself that we cannot be in recession because chaltoo says so. and now its official

itta baRa dhokha

so, if we are in recession since dec'07... shouldn't it be over already?

or is it depression now....



Post by stuka on Dec 1, 2008 11:12:50 am

Dude, I thought of Atif as SOON AS I saw the report on TV. I was wondering why this thread took so long.


Post by Charlie on Dec 1, 2008 11:09:36 am

Chlatahai, Being the world class finacial guru, as you are, what made you feel that you need its recognition from illiterate chowkies? Don't you get enough appreciation of your work at your job...


Post by atif2 on Dec 1, 2008 11:04:17 am

HP [By opening this thread you are just telling that chuda's opinions matter. That was your mistake to take this dumbo seriously and now you are just wasting your time.]

you are 100% correct. besides, its getting repetitive and boring to prove this dumb choot to be a dumb choot

Post by HP on Dec 1, 2008 10:56:47 am

Atif,
By opening this thread you are just telling that chuda's opinions matter. That was your mistake to take this dumbo seriously and now you are just wasting your time.




Post by atif2 on Dec 1, 2008 10:51:51 am
[Arabs give me money to invest for them sitting in NY.]


chal phoot bhosRi kay. arabs are very smart people. what use they have of a dumb choot who cant even add simple numbers and insists for SIX months that he was right?



Post by atif2 on Dec 1, 2008 10:45:05 am

anyways, i indulged in some discussion with you early on because I mistook you for someone truly employed in an area where you might have some basic expertise.

but turned out you were astonishingly incompetent and uniquely unqualified to hold even a burger flipping job


Post by atif2 on Dec 1, 2008 10:35:50 am

jang, its time to rise about your caste and say it out loud - chudtahai has been ONCE AGAIN proven to be clueless.

Even stuka's toilet seat gives out more clues than this dumb choot


Post by jang on Dec 1, 2008 10:33:34 am

yar i watched this in the gym and was wondering when you would post it


Atif 1, Choosta 0


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