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drakulya, I am sorry

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 Sat 08:09 pm     Views: 238    Interacts: 5

drakulya,

I am sorry that you were not fully satisfied by what you considered a supercharged amphibian.

I am no frog and you certainly are no princess, so please stop your filthy damp dreaming.

What you really need is a supercharged reptile, perhaps an anaconda, but your wooden stump of a rump can only be satisfied by a kulharee.

Also, gaalioN wali mai, next time try listening with both hands.

Oh yes, try to have a nice day (thanks, Chacha Tahmed32).


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Posted by Salim_Chauhan on Wednesday February 11, 2009 09:29 am
...and here are the basic steps of scout drakulya's modus operandi that she teaches to all her minions:

A. Jump into a thread at random and be abusive to guys

B. If the guy responds then use the "woe is me, I'm just a girl" card

C. If guy doesn't fall for it, then raise the stakes...call him namard, cocksucker, baapchod

D. if the guy abuses back...then call him mysoginist

E. If he reasons with you, then tell him "Are you threatning me"

F. If other guys see your BS then tell them "you're all ganging up on me"

E. If other women see your BS then tell them "you're enabling mysoginists"

F. When all else fails, you run away and declare victory

G. If the other person doesn't respond, then you brag "pussy ran away"


My compliments to Harry Pi for catching you in the daylight.

Your game is up filthy vampire, now all you need are the wooden stakes or even a few kulharees through you - right in the heart. (T)
Posted by Salim_Chauhan on Wednesday February 11, 2009 09:25 am
...and here are the basic steps of scout drakulya's modus operandi that she teaches to all her minions:

A. Jump into a thread at random and be abusive to guys

B. If the guy responds then use the "woe is me, I'm just a girl" card

C. If guy doesn't fall for it, then raise the stakes...call him namard, cocksucker, baapchod

D. if the guy abuses back...then call him mysoginist

E. If he reasons with you, then tell him "Are you threatning me"

F. If other guys see your BS then tell them "you're all ganging up on me"

E. If other women see your BS then tell them "you're enabling mysoginists"

F. When all else fails, you run away and declare victory

G. If the other person doesn't respond, then you brag "pussy ran away"


My compliments to Harry Pi for catching you in the daylight.

Your game is up filthy vampire, now all you need are the wooden stakes or even a few kulharees through you - right in the heart. (T)
Posted by Salim_Chauhan on Wednesday February 11, 2009 09:24 am
F. Run away and declare victory
G. If the other person doesn't respond, then brag "pussy ran away"
Posted by tahir on Sunday February 8, 2009 02:07 am
Now where is the New York Axeman; I'd like to use him as a stake for this novel creature?
Posted by pakiturk on Saturday February 7, 2009 08:17 pm
...and here are the basic steps of scout drakulya's modus operandi that she teaches to all her minions:

A. Jump into a thread at random and be abusive to guys

B. If the guy responds then use the "woe is me, I'm just a girl" card

C. If guy doesn't fall for it, then raise the stakes...call him namard, cocksucker, baapchod

D. if the guy abuses back...then call him mysoginist

E. If he reasons with you, then tell him "Are you threatning me"

F. If other guys see your BS then tell them "you're all ganging up on me"

E. If other women see your BS then tell them "you're enabling mysoginists"

My compliments to Harry Pi for catching you in the daylight.

Your game is up filthy vampire, now all you need are the wooden stakes or even a few kulharees through you - right in the heart. (T)

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