i could not peel oranges when i was a boy. once i peeled a tangerine, though, and i thought i had become sexy and strong overnight.

needless to say i was confused. the next day i could not manage a full orange. in frustration i bit into it for spite. a squirt of zest almost blinded me. i learnt my lesson well.

if you bite the orange too fast you can go blind.

(sometimes a girl walks in and says, hey, sugar baap, you want a bite of this orange?)

mrs bird was my english teacher...she taught me how to time travel




Random Thoughts: i eat food and drink water i defecate and urinate ejaculate and smile, sometimes i run but mostly i walk, i like you i love you i hate sour milk and i so like it when a woman touches my knees and smiles and says sugar baap give me your money i am your flavour.


have you seen the hey ya video by outkast all those girls in that video they are my girlfriends

i also like feminism and stuff like that as long as they agree with mangoes and stuff like that

(i have the dimensions of david...see picture)




Favorite Reading: all of them
Favorite Writers: everyone

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