Could I Handle Two?

Re: # 141

ohhhhhh plzzzzzzzzz, save it, you`re just a horndog who likes writing about sex.... actually come to think of it.... there are tons of desis here who are obsessed with sex.... maybe it would be a good thing to give you a sex column :) seriously dude, i`ll sign the petition

oh and the verbal lashing in #138 was quite admirable.... we were all thinking the same thing and you put it into words well

Atif2: I was struck too by Zahra`s contempt for other human beings in her Ilog of Dec. 5. I do not know if another child molested her ears on Dec. 9 or it is a lame repeat of the same incident with added Masaala about HER palm pilot and HER pretty burgundy beret and how she works so hard on Ferries and can not stand children around. No wonder acuapuncture, Lumi Lumi and Quran have not been effective in reducing her tension. Only if the world could learn to respond to her stern glances, she would not get urges to spank strangers` children twice.

Here is an other gem worth considering from the Ivory tower of moral uprightness where the uptight lady dwells.

` That day is not very far when the US forces would be landing in Pakistan to save the locals from the inconsistent law and order practices of their fellowmen and women.`

I guess the US forces will be glad to serve under ZahraJ`s command.

Pakis better behave, you are being watched by the great ZahraJ.

Atif2 #141, {``Sex is like a bowel movement - we think it is dirty but not having it makes us go nuts.``}

Atif2,
Being the confirmed homosexual that you are, it is understandable why you would confuse sex with a bowel movement. In your case, the same orifice is used in both.

This forum has finally degraded to the level it began with - the gutters and sewers in the jungle.

Things haven`t changed, either you are pissing off others or getting pissed off :)

Re: # 142

Sigh....atif....look up analogies please.....and secondly, stop insulting the gay community with comparisons to ``salim``....

Re: # 138

Atif: Sorry, I did not realize that you can easily get turned on by an ilog entry :) I will be careful next time.

samina # 140 ``There seems to be some malfunctioning in the area of your brain that develops analogies....lol.``

samina, this would be analogus to saying ``Salim`s flaming homosexuality is a function of his upbringing``.

scout # 135 gasps ``134 posts on a sex article !! ``

Scout, I have always found it unfair and frankly hypocritic that married people hold sex in so much contempt. It would be as if while chomping on beef steaks one wonders aloud as to why hungry people always talk about food. If sex is such a dirty business, then stop having it for God`s sake.

Sex is like a bowel movement - we think it is dirty but not having it makes us go nuts.

Atif,

There seems to be some malfunctioning in the area of your brain that develops analogies....lol.

During his school years, Salim`s favorite phase of human evolution was when Homo Erectus roamed the earth. He always regreted the fact that by the time he came into this world, Homo Erectus were an instinct specie.

Zahraj - With all due respect, let me make a few observations.

You come across as an extremely upset, tense and angry person. To backup my claim, here are a few of your comments you made just in the last two days:

``Secondly, if the parents are with the child while he or she is misbehaving then the parents should be removed from the bus, train or ferry alongwith their badtameez baccha.``

``Your child is singing in my ear. Can you ask her to mind her manners, please?`` Now, I was upset.``

``Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston``

Do you see a pattern Ms. Zahra?? For a person who claims to be passionately preaching on this board as to how massage relaxes a person, you are coming across as an awfully tense person and stressed person. One moment you are yelling at an innocent little girl for humming and singing. The next moment you are suggesting the extreme measures of removing parents and there child from train, since the child was not fortunate enough like you in learning all the proper manners and tameez in his/her mother`s belly like you did. And then you are suggesting slaps for me in the streets of Boston for writing this article.

You see Ms. Zahra, THIS is what I call pretentious intellectualism running on hot air. You preached and hummed and sang all the virtues of massage, even introducing us to the obscure Lumi Lumi, making us gasp with amazement at your detailed subject matter knowledge on massage, human physiology, and techniques. Yet all that knowledge has not caused even a dent in your stressed and tense existence.

THIS is what is wrong with the front page fraudsters, posers, and wanna-bes. They spend day and night writing scholarly thesis on religion, politics and proposing remedies for world hunger. There is only one intent in their show-off: impress the other posers. And with the passage of time they become really good with words. They are able to make an argument out of nothing.

And THAT is why Ms. Zahra, I would rather talk about sex, fornication, romping with multiple girls and the need to eradicate rampant homosexuality on chowk under the guise of female nicks. At least I am truthful and honest in what I write. I write what I think. I do not try to impress others by putting layers of unintelligible intellectual bullcrap on my arguments.

And remember, children do make noise and misbehave - that is why they are children. I would rather throw out the pretentious quiet adults from the train than these misbehaving honest children who give me the sincere and honest smiles.

#135, and like a real dummy you increased it by one. LOL

#134, SemenAsha {``How could you be expected to measure anyone`s life when you scarce justify your own? ``}

Just because I am prosperouos does not mean that I can`t recognize a pauper when I see one.

134 posts on a sex article !!


you surely hit a nerve atif....... sleaze is in demand amongst desis

Re: # 133

Tartuffe,

How could you be expected to measure anyone`s life when you scarce justify your own?

Attaching a member to your brain hasnt served you much either...both continue to shrink more rapidly than clean ice rink around delheewallah after the night shift at the haavaad cafe....

#131, Walking Bhoosa,
Please don`t confuse physical growth with present value. Even assuming a modest 3% discount rate, I cannot justify her life. In fact, now is the best she will be and that ain`t much to write home about - the costs will keep increasing and the benefits will head south with this puppy. No amount of lipstick is going to make this pig attractive.