Could I Handle Two?

Atif,

There seems to be some malfunctioning in the area of your brain that develops analogies....lol.

During his school years, Salim`s favorite phase of human evolution was when Homo Erectus roamed the earth. He always regreted the fact that by the time he came into this world, Homo Erectus were an instinct specie.

Zahraj - With all due respect, let me make a few observations.

You come across as an extremely upset, tense and angry person. To backup my claim, here are a few of your comments you made just in the last two days:

``Secondly, if the parents are with the child while he or she is misbehaving then the parents should be removed from the bus, train or ferry alongwith their badtameez baccha.``

``Your child is singing in my ear. Can you ask her to mind her manners, please?`` Now, I was upset.``

``Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston``

Do you see a pattern Ms. Zahra?? For a person who claims to be passionately preaching on this board as to how massage relaxes a person, you are coming across as an awfully tense person and stressed person. One moment you are yelling at an innocent little girl for humming and singing. The next moment you are suggesting the extreme measures of removing parents and there child from train, since the child was not fortunate enough like you in learning all the proper manners and tameez in his/her mother`s belly like you did. And then you are suggesting slaps for me in the streets of Boston for writing this article.

You see Ms. Zahra, THIS is what I call pretentious intellectualism running on hot air. You preached and hummed and sang all the virtues of massage, even introducing us to the obscure Lumi Lumi, making us gasp with amazement at your detailed subject matter knowledge on massage, human physiology, and techniques. Yet all that knowledge has not caused even a dent in your stressed and tense existence.

THIS is what is wrong with the front page fraudsters, posers, and wanna-bes. They spend day and night writing scholarly thesis on religion, politics and proposing remedies for world hunger. There is only one intent in their show-off: impress the other posers. And with the passage of time they become really good with words. They are able to make an argument out of nothing.

And THAT is why Ms. Zahra, I would rather talk about sex, fornication, romping with multiple girls and the need to eradicate rampant homosexuality on chowk under the guise of female nicks. At least I am truthful and honest in what I write. I write what I think. I do not try to impress others by putting layers of unintelligible intellectual bullcrap on my arguments.

And remember, children do make noise and misbehave - that is why they are children. I would rather throw out the pretentious quiet adults from the train than these misbehaving honest children who give me the sincere and honest smiles.

#135, and like a real dummy you increased it by one. LOL

#134, SemenAsha {``How could you be expected to measure anyone`s life when you scarce justify your own? ``}

Just because I am prosperouos does not mean that I can`t recognize a pauper when I see one.

134 posts on a sex article !!


you surely hit a nerve atif....... sleaze is in demand amongst desis

Re: # 133

Tartuffe,

How could you be expected to measure anyone`s life when you scarce justify your own?

Attaching a member to your brain hasnt served you much either...both continue to shrink more rapidly than clean ice rink around delheewallah after the night shift at the haavaad cafe....

#131, Walking Bhoosa,
Please don`t confuse physical growth with present value. Even assuming a modest 3% discount rate, I cannot justify her life. In fact, now is the best she will be and that ain`t much to write home about - the costs will keep increasing and the benefits will head south with this puppy. No amount of lipstick is going to make this pig attractive.

Re: # 76

Please do. He has the right intent and desire. It`s just the sense of humor and wit that`s distracting him :)

Re: # 130:

LOL on the negative NPV. Strange though..I have this picture in my mind that the growth in perpetuity is around 4%. What kind of discount rate are you using on her existence?

Walking Bhoosa #128, LOL,
Do I have to put all that on stamp paper?
I am still doing the business plan on her existence on the planet, and keep coming up with a negative NPV - zilch bennies, not even intangible ones.
Now let`s see - if I don`t convince her about my company, she will keep laughing and I will keep my company, share of the profits, the fun of running an established concern, and all the good stuff. But she will keep laughing - so that makes at least two people both laughing and happy. I just love spreading cheer and goodwill during this holiday season. :)

#127, Great LOL to you too.
Why stick to North America - I would say that you split yourself right down the middle and cover east and west too. :)

I am glad that you find my inheritance quite funny. I do too - it`s a lot of fun.

Shit I think she called you out Salim. Now you will either have to demand satisfaction ala Aaron Burr or you will have to fly the coop ala an african warlord. ...or you can show her the cap struture of the company and last three years of audited financials along with two references and a business plan before se signs the LOI. Good luck to you both!!!

Re: # 125

And I`m the president of the united states of north america...oh but you know I`m not...why? Because I`m not a multinicked coward hiding behind yet another nic...

but that company owning joke-now THATS comedy! lol....

Re: # 122

Chaltahai...just for you:

Q. If February is Black History Month and March is Women`s History
Month, what happens the rest of the year?

A. Discrimination.

#119, So, you just choose to remember what you can use against me? Yes, I work for daddy-in-law - but the company was founded by my great grandfather and yes, I am one of the owners. :)