Could I Handle Two?

Re: # 115

of course you dont :)

Re: # 111: saminasha, I don;t get into the psychoanalytical mumbo jumbo and just look at the joke as a joke. I am not sure what you are on about but laughing at a joke can cure that bump on that head of yours.

Re: # 112

Ah yes..the pseudo intellectual tries to ``explain`` why his ``joke`` is funny....the mediocrity of one`s cowardly multinicked peers must be so comforting...

chuhan-you find using my name so amusing?

I`d watch my step if I were you...some of us know very interesting info of people you champion...

#111, {``Freud, remember that most people who are actually familliar with his work find all but two of his theories discredited``}

I was in Vienna around the turn of the century and the old man was still quite credible.

#109, Chaltahai,
I think you misunderstood. Baap ki Ghanti was not a reference to YOUR father, it was a way of saying that the student is preaching to the teacher. Forget it. I hope you get it.
BTW, notice the use of the word ``father`` in #110.
No disrespect was intended by my asking ``Baap ki GhanTi bajaata he.`` Hello - Baap=Master, as in Shaagird, Ustad?

Are you a Pathan?

Re: # 105

chaltaahai,

Amusing. So which genders do you assign the animal and rodents respectively?

Before you scuttle for refuge behind Freud, remember that most people who are actually familliar with his work find all but two of his theories discredited.

But, do go ahead. This should be fascinating....

Mannyd Sahib,

``Samina #88: Sorry but I can not follow your line of thought``

That seems to be a perpetual handicap in your interacts...and yet YOU are employeed and seen fit to father children....

Dubya Capitalism must reassure you greatly. :)

Re: # 107: salim yaar, you got to able to take it instead of resorting to mother/father/sister kind of garbage. You are funnier than that. Don;t try so hard...sometimes you go beyond the call of duty. No harm, no foul...have fun. ;)

#104, Godot,
I just had to bring the billi into the joke, to show the extremes to which certain people can stretch their boasts. Now that Atif2 has spoiled the pristine greenery of the Amazonian rain forest, I will never be able to watch those Discovery Channel shows that depict the topless Amazonian jungle ladies with the bones in their lips - north and south ones, not the east and west ones.

#105, Walking Bhoosa,
That was even funnier. The whole point is that when one is bragging, why not go all out. That is exactly what Atif2 has done in this thread. He has broken all norms of credibility and sane behavior to show how macho he has become - Yup, if he can get dry humped by two Amazonian masseuses down under in Venezuela, no one, and he means no one, is going to suspect his heterosexuality.

BTW, Baap Ki GhanTi was referring to you trying to pull a joke at my expense, after I have encouraged your own career in comedy.

someone should do a real-experience article on massage in karachi ( or juhu beach just for balance)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2683721.stm

Men-only world of Pakistan massage

Re: # 104; the actual joke is as such

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, ``I play with mouse traps for fun. I`ll run into one on purpose and as it`s closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times.`` And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, ``That`s nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut `em up, and snort `em just for the fun of it.`` And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams down a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, ``Where the hell are you going?``

The third mouse stops and replies, ``I`m going home to fuck the cat.``

Re: # 102

Salim

For a moment I thought the third mouse was going to have sex with the second mouse`s wife since the second mouse was heading towards his mistress!

But a mouse screwing a cat is quite daring--objective, the word we know from Kamath`s board--I m must say!

Re: # 101: salim what is this baap ki ghanti? I would ask my baap but he died a decade ago. Do tell... love, Chaltahai

#99, Godot, Enjoyed that one, cute and very funny - Puddles :)
Three mice were drinking heavily in the bar, when suddenly one mouse looked at his watch and said ``I got to leave - I am visiting my mistress and hope to engage in some sex tonight.`` The second mouse also got up and said ``Me too. I am going home to have sex with my wife, but first I am stopping to see my mistress and have sex with her.`` The third mouse had already gotten up and was putting on his coat, when the two asked him, ``And where are you going?`` The third mouse replied. ``Me. I am going home to fuck the cat.``

#98, Chaltahai {``Re: # 95; Salim, farting through silk is fine as long as you are on the other side.``}

Abey Walking Bhoosa,
Saala apne baap ki ghanTi bajaata he. :)

I know it`s hard for you to do these things alone, but I will be glad to hold your hand as you gain the courage to eventually fart all by yourself. Consider it vapor training. :)