Could I Handle Two?

#99; Godot sahib, that was so funny.

Atif

This joke fits right with your article and on this board of yours:

Three little ducks go into a Bar...

``Say, what`s your name?`` the bartender asked the first duck.

``Huey,`` was the reply.

``How`s your day been, Huey?``

``Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?`` said Huey.

``Oh. That`s nice,`` said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ``Hi, and what`s your name?``

``Dewey,`` came the answer from duck number two.

``So how`s your day been, Dewey?`` he asked.

``Great. Lovely day. I`ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?``

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ``So you must be Louie?``

``No,`` she said, batting her eyelashes.

``My name is Puddles.``

Re: # 95; Salim, farting through silk is fine as long as you are on the other side. :p

#96, Mannyd,

The fair and short Macedonian got the four-handed rub-a-dub-dub in Caracas and it sure beats the two-fisted sump-pump of New England. Let`s not confuse him with more options. :)

No sense in educating the dimwit professore salvatore about the female infanticide problem. I just wished that they had sonograms when she was in the caboose.

Re: # 91: Anything is better than three more. Since this is Alex`s thread why promote other hustlers?

BY the way Professor Samina, I support free market solutions to social problem than having Big brother or Big Sister use Big Government to dictate norms. Please see Doctor Salim`s learned dissertations in his Ilogs on the self correcting mechanism of the `girl child` abortion problem in Punjab. On second thoughts, forget it, they are too involved for you to comprehend.

#93, Chaltahai {``atif, a 10 minute massage? Did you still have to pay for the whole hr for your premature ``happy ending`` ?``}

Abey Walking Bhoosa, LOL
Yaar, you are getting funnier by the day. :) See, if you keep this up, we will have you farting through silk in no time.

#92, Mannyd {``No speako, wait wait, No habla illogico, no comprende ebonico, verbosityio or CUNY methodo of pomposy dissertationo.``}
Man, Manny - that sounds so funny. LOL
The funnier thing is that even I understood it. :) And I don`t even speak Swahili.

atif, a 10 minute massage? Did you still have to pay for the whole hr for your premature ``happy ending`` ?

Salim $ 89: ` all the time while he is pretending to be Alexander the Great in search of his Persian love. His Macedonian stance notwithstanding, one would almost believe him in his vows of heterosexuality. Anyway, I am glad that he discovered dry humpin down under in the Amazon.`

I think Boston is going to be full of `dry humpin` places now that Alex has been trained by the Amazonians.



Samina #88: Sorry but I can not follow your line of thought with so many myths coming out of your mind like moths to a flame.
No speako, wait wait, No habla illogico, no comprende ebonico, verbosityio or CUNY methodo of pomposy dissertationo.

#90, mannyd {``Refer her to Atif`s article on condoms``}

Manny Pai,
What about referring her to the updated version of the do number walla`s travelogue on dry humpin down under in the Amazon? Much better than havin three more.

#87: Read my post # 86 again slowly enunciating each word as you read it and see if the inconsistencies in your mind disappear. I think your palpating anger, strong urge to insult me is interfering with your ability to understand the meaning of `KNEW` and the future event of ` gets to go on dole`. Keep trying, if you still can not understand me, no big deal. Keep on living in your make believe world.

`2. MY student? MY student attends college full time, AND works 20 hours in addition to raising her children. What do YOU have to say about it, beeyatch?`

First of all cut out this `beeyatch` stuff. It is unbecoming of a lady or am I assuming too much?

Send her to the school financial advisor to see what is the best option for her, working or go on dole. She does need to learn about birth control badly and to say no to male predators. Refer her to Atif`s article on condoms, or better yet read it to your whole class. Sounds like they all could use it.

I do not feel too optimistic about her three bastards` future though. Sorry.

#86, mannyd {``I have no reason to doubt Atif`s strong condemnation of homosexuality on this thread. However even if he were a homosexual, it is his business. ``}

Manny,
I agree with that. Atif`s homosexuality is his own damned business. I just think that the mad mullah doth protest too much, though. For someone who is so opposed to homosexuality, he sure does refer to it a lot. If you notice, in most of his interactions, he just can`t avoid the topic and bends over backwards (and deliberately never forwards) to try to convince people of his condemnation of the Greek way - all the time while he is pretending to be Alexander the Great in search of his Persian love. His Macedonian stance notwithstanding, one would almost believe him in his vows of heterosexuality. Anyway, I am glad that he discovered dry humpin down under in the Amazon.

Mannyd Sahib`s post:

`` The welfare queen I knew as a co-worker``

Myth #1: Recipients of SSI do not, nor have ever held jobs.


``is of mexican descent and had a baby out of wedlock. ``

Myth #2: The salary of a single working parent can adequately cover the costs of child care in addition to other child rearing costs.

Myth #3: SSI single mother parents would be able to afford child care costs if she and her low income making partner married.

``Her `baby shower` was celebrated with great gusto by other Mexican girl friends because she gets to go on dole.``

Myth #4: Babies are bad news only when they are the children of partners who are not institutionally recognised.

Myth #5: SSI recipients prefer receiving assistance rather than being employed, paid a fair working salary and be able to spend time with their famillies.

``Since then the mother has gone ahead with four more births and contributed to the changing demographics in my state.``

Myth #6: If you are receiving SSI, or having a girlchild in India, it is mandatory for you to have an abortion.


I mean...do you really expect to be taken seriously?

1. The ``example`` you are presenting has many inconsistancies. If she is your ``co worker``, logically she cannot be accepting social security, unless both of you are, and you have euphemised ``social security recipient`` as ``coworker``....

2. MY student? MY student attends college full time, AND works 20 hours in addition to raising her children. What do YOU have to say about it, beeyatch?

Saminasha #83, 84: The welfare queen I knew as a co-worker, is of mexican descent and had a baby out of wedlock. Her `baby shower` was celebrated with great gusto by other Mexican girl friends because she gets to go on dole. Since then the mother has gone ahead with four more births and contributed to the changing demographics in my state.

`Since you seem to ``know`` this imaginary person, provide names and life narratives.`
Give her any name you like. I may be a Republican but I am not going to do any chop chop for left wingers of NY.

The ebonics student was your student Professor Samina, was she not? I heard about her from you actually. Is she on welfare?

Salim Sahib # 78 and 80:
`We are all happy to see this improvement in the sexual asspect of your otherwise meaningless existence.`

I have no reason to doubt Atif`s strong condemnation of homosexuality on this thread. However even if he were a homosexual, it is his business. I have nothing against Homos or Lesbos as long as they stay in their closets and do not try to troll for mates on Chowk.