Could I Handle Two?

Re: # 64: `Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston. After all, it involved a brief touch and strong pressure from the opposite gender. I guess some men are real weak and have low standards.`

Are they now? A long time to male `arousal` after hours and days of the `dance of the seven veils` may be a sign of the real strong men with very lofty standards in feminists` minds, but to my Sicko mind it smells of stinky repulsive females, who would turn Lord kama Deva off his Rati KriDa.

There is a positive aspect to all this ugliness though. Such ugly females are the best tool against population explosion, the best thing since the pill and sliced bread.

This remark has no bearing on the likeness of female memebers of Chowk interactors, Chowk staff or their relatives and friends, but a mere academic observation on how ugliness does remove itself from the gene pool. The act of procreation becomes too darn boring and nothing is more boring than boring sex.

I know Atif 2 will not agree with me today, but he will someday.

ZahraJ #64, {``Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston. After all, it involved a brief touch and strong pressure from the opposite gender.``}

Brilliant and funny. :) LOL. I think this finally settles the sanitary napkins/condoms debate once and for all. Good for you - you owed him one and he had it coming.

Re: # 54

Thanks for briefly touching upon men`s issues related to the subject of massage. I guess that brings up the basic difference between the psyche of men and women.

Re: # 64

Zahra Behen, I certainly hope that marriage is a great deal about getting turned on-its the one of the few perks of this whole business :)

Atif:

I could have summarized your efforts by saying, ``what a cheap and frustrated person!``. I did not take that route since it was obvious that you were completely ignorant about the subject you were delving in. And, I am not referring to being ``turned on`` as the subject. From that pespective, you displayed your cheap standards. I am avoiding any generalizations. Trust me, it is very difficult.

Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston. After all, it involved a brief touch and strong pressure from the opposite gender. I guess some men are real weak and have low standards. Let`s not forget the episode you can write about on completing your deen to get fully turned on. That is another insulting concept that you have brought up on Chowk - as if marriage is only about getting turned on. There is no guarantee that your spouse will be a great masseuse. In order to have that pleasure, you will need to marry a certified masseuse.

Lastly, please do not associate my brief encounter with the ``sicko`` on Chowk as sibling rivalry. I would not like to associate with such kind. Thanks.

Re: # 62

I`m sorry...but you are going to have to do your own dirty work....lol...

Samina # 60 ``Will you PLEASE get married, already? (eye roll)``

Just like the proverbial pebble thrown in the waters off Mexico causes hurricane in US, its heart warming to see how my act of sitting in that sofa in a small town venezuela has resulted in talks about my marriage. Samina, if not your sincere request, Salim`s raging homosexuality will definitely push me in the direction of a shot gun marriage.

By the way, please feel free to introduce me to any suitable girls who are leftist in social values, rightist in profit making and middle of the road in bed.

Atif2 #56 {``One thing that I find odd about Hawaiians is their naming structure for various things: `lumi lumi` for massage, and `mahi mahi` for a fish? ``}

Not very different from your own obsession with duality. We all know that you desire a Lumi Lumi on Pago Pago from a chubby wubby Wahini Naani wearing a leigh leigh moo moo going jiggy jiggy with your lungi wungi.

Atif,

What is the matter with you? Can you tell the difference between a foot and scalp massage and a sexual encounter?

Will you PLEASE get married, already? (eye roll)

Re: # 56; Now do not let our praise go to your head.

You do know what `sibling` means, do`nt you Atif?

mannyD # 46 writes ``However in the end the question is not whether someone is a Sicko or not, but can a Sicko express his/her allegedly sick thoughts?``

Exactly my thoughts. Its this kind of thinking that has been my rallying cry in taking my sickness from the backwaters of Chowk to the front page. I can clearly see that a breach has been made in the high and mighty walls of pseudo-intellectualism infested front page. I will not rest until front page is littered with the sickening yet honest thoughts of unpluggers, replacing the pretentiously farcical dissertations by laggers posing as thinkers and scholars.

Salim #53: `If the numeric-suffixed, head and feet afflicted, dual exhaust contraption does get his own corner, will he be facing into the corner or out of it?`


Let us ask Atif, when he returns back. He went out for a massage.

ZahraJ and MannyD - If there is some solace I find in your sibling rivalry, it is this: both of you agree that I have what it takes to become a permanent feature writer on Chowk. I am also glad that Chowk staff made a cameo appearance on this baord and saw with its own eyes people tipping over each other in praising my writing skills.

Zahra thanks again for a very informative piece on massage. One thing that I find odd about Hawaiians is their naming structure for various things: `lumi lumi` for massage, and `mahi mahi` for a fish?

Zeena # 37 - ``Well, congratulation for being published on FP.``

Zeena, I owe my inspiration to write articulate posts to you. So thank YOU!

Re: # 52:
`I can just imagine the enterprising young numeric-suffixed masseur going Lumi Lumi in a bar with all sorts of characters`

Thanks Salim. I am sure Lumi Lumi has some spiritual angles for Hawaians but I just find the term hilarious. Sorry practitioners of Lumi Lumi, if this Sicko offended your Thunder God.

``How can you be turned on by getting a 10-minute massage?``

Regardless of atif’s response, I may add here that you can be turned on in a ten minute massage. Massage for the beginners has a kind of sensuous feel to it. Touching the body is always stimulating and it leads to some highly satisfying love making. It is relaxing and for me touching is the most important part of relationship with the opposite sex.

Those who are new to massage often go thru this feeling which some call turn on but it is just a response from the body as the body has been trained to respond to physical contact. It takes the body and mind a little time to adjust to the idea that the contact is not amorous in nature.

Once you are used to massage, this feeling naturally goes away but it does not mean that it will not come back. Instead of being embarrassed and look at the Masseuse sheepishly, it would be a good idea to just go thru it like any other feeling during the massage. Masseuses understand this and would go about doing their job if you don’t make it uncomfortable for them.

At some places it would be a good idea to just tip the masseuse generously and you will be helped thru the process (a $20 tip would do the trick). This is a men related problem and women don’t deal with it at all.
If you go for massage regularly, the minute you hit the table, your body starts to relax naturally and soon your mind and body would be too relaxed to have any tension in the muscles. Though as I said there may be times when your body would be tense. You are just going to have to deal with it.

My personal experience is that if you are in to exercising regularly, you will enjoy massage more than the people who just go for massage to relieve tension.

mannyd #50, {``Keep on trucking Atif, you must be doing something right. You`ll get your corner or the whole damn Chowk one day...``}

Manny Bhai,
If the numeric-suffixed, head and feet afflicted, dual exhaust contraption does get his own corner, will he be facing into the corner or out of it? Judging from his picture, he has a tendency to piss on his own shoes.