Could I Handle Two?

hehehheheheheh...nice one.

atif2,
something new to read.
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.by breaking rule you can create new things.keep it up

I have always believed in Atif`s talents in writing black humor. he is gifted. GOOD that chowk got him on...

GOOD work dude...

Speaking of being pissed on: Well, I have a suggestion for your next contribution to chowk.......... you ought to really write about your ``failed attempts at dating``...... and you won`t even have to try very hard at being funny, just a mere description would crack everyone up :)......and then follow that with your ``failed attempts at marriage`` (desi, american style and universal style).Yes Atif, tell us :) and an R-rated warning might help.

tafreeh # 145 ``Things haven`t changed, either you are pissing off others or getting pissed off :)``

tafreeh, its better to be pissed off than pissed on ;)

scout # 153 ``and how am i going to introduce you to this `eligible damsel` larka horndog hai, writes about sex on an internet website? ``

Scout, do you think it would be a good idea to tell her all my strong points in the very first meeting?

Zahra # 155 ``I look forward to your next article. ``

On that good note, may I suggest that you write an article about something/anything for front page. You have a lot of interesting things to say. Why not put them in an article where others can comment, instead of putting them in ilogs?

burper # 157 ``and remember I supported you in your petition to get published on UP!``

Burper, thanks for your kinds comments. atif does not forget his friends...especially those who sign his petitions at great personal risk to their safety and reputation...

aashee #159 ``nice article but not as good as, A Wedding Night in Boston``

Aashee ji, It is very hard for me to be perfect 100% of the time. 98-99% is more like my comfort range. Thanks for your comments...

and last but not least

Zeena # 158 ``Yes, you can handle as many as you wish. ``

It took nearly 160 responses, but only Zeena had the present-mindedness and the focus to realize that the big question was still unanswered. But I am not surprised. Thanks Zeena!

Ataf,...nice article but not as good as, A Wedding Night in Boston. That was just hilarious. Havent been to a massage parlour myself...but ur article has provoked me to go to one sooner than later...:)

atif2
Yes, you can handle as many as you wish. Take care.

atif, u r a funny guy :) (and remember I supported you in your petition to get published on UP!)

Scout 153: `larka horndog hai, writes about sex on an internet website? `


If the eligible damsel has red blood cells, she would be thrilled.

and how am i going to introduce you to this `eligible damsel`

larka horndog hai, writes about sex on an internet website?

mannyD # 147 - I am appalled to learn that any `relaxed` person could wish this upon any people. I suppose the thousands of dead children in Iraq make Ms. Zahra`s wish come true - dead children dont misbehave.

ZahraJ - may I respectfully suggest that you smile often. Learn to accept life with all its imperfections. And then maybe you wont be as angry with your surroundings and with this world. You are obviously an intelligent and hardworking girl. And trust me, I am always happy to see Pakistani women holding on their own and getting ahead in their fields. I think all of us need these reminders once in a while that at the end of the day, we are all imperfect. Thank you for your comments.

Scout - your calling me a horndog is merely stating what is quite well known. I was hoping you would take the next step and introduce me to an eligible damsel. i hate when I start blushing...

Atif: You are steering away from the focus of your article. That`s not good. You should have summarized your wish list and posted on chowk vs. coming up with a fantasy. There is nothing wrong with the desire to complete your deen for the ``holy`` purpose. Samina has already given her expert advice on that. HP has shared his words of wisdom. You should be on his feet for additional guidance. I hope your well wishers on board assist you in your quest. Too bad, they did not provide any help when you were not on the front page. That`s life. Some people can be real mean.

I recommend that you stay focused on your project. One day, you will have the victory. Life is all about focus and enjoyment and milestones (big, small and medium). And, lomi lumi has spiritual significance. I look forward to your next article.

Till then, bye bye.

[I guess I pulled a muscle in the squash court and may have to head out for a deep tissue now...]

149: ` I would appreciate if you do not address me again and stop making reference to my posts and ilogs.`

Thanks Zahraj. Calling me Sicko and pity my wife really raised my esteem for your fascist tendencies. However once you post any thing in the public domain, it is fair for anyone to ask questions. You want to write a private diary, keep it on a hard disk, not on Chowk. I would appreciate if you would put me on your ignore list instead of the `appreciate pleas`.

To clarify my position, I am very happily married and need no attention or advice for psychological attention from females on Chowk.

Now did you or did you not advocate landing of US forces in Pakistan? If yes, why?

Please do not blame it on some poor Chalako Massi humming in your ears or your really pretty burgundy beret.

#146 ``This forum has finally degraded to the level it began with - the gutters and sewers in the jungle.``

hahaha.... that analogus to a homosexual man complaining about his sore orifice.

Salim, deep down I know you are thankful to me - I have taken your your unabashed rabid homosexuality from the backwaters of chowk to the front page. Now that the whole world knows about your quest for a partner, perhaps another homosexual on chowk will come forward and contact you. You are welcome!

#147 - I am unable to understand your fascination with my posts and ilogs. It`s obvious that you are desperate to receive female attention on Chowk. Probably, you should seek psychological help. I pity the women who fast for sickos like you. I have no desire to communicate with perverts and sick men. I would appreciate if you do not address me again and stop making reference to my posts and ilogs.

Atif2: I was struck too by Zahra`s contempt for other human beings in her Ilog of Dec. 5. I do not know if another child molested her ears on Dec. 9 or it is a lame repeat of the same incident with added Masaala about HER palm pilot and HER pretty burgundy beret and how she works so hard on Ferries and can not stand children around. No wonder acuapuncture, Lumi Lumi and Quran have not been effective in reducing her tension. Only if the world could learn to respond to her stern glances, she would not get urges to spank strangers` children twice.

Here is an other gem worth considering from the Ivory tower of moral uprightness where the uptight lady dwells.

` That day is not very far when the US forces would be landing in Pakistan to save the locals from the inconsistent law and order practices of their fellowmen and women.`

I guess the US forces will be glad to serve under ZahraJ`s command.

Pakis better behave, you are being watched by the great ZahraJ.