Could I Handle Two?

#72, Atif2 {``Why cant a girl and I enter into a marital relationship so as to be able to screw each other`s brain off in a socially and religiously acceptable manner? Whats wrong with that? Maybe the divorce rate in `civilized world` is creeping towards 60% because we have burdened our marriages with all these intellect heavy pretentious objectives like cherishing, reading to each other, buying flowers etc. May be if we were to stick to the simple objective of having an honest session of sex every day, most of our marital issues will resolve themselves.``}

Atif2,
As a happily married young man, let me give you some sincere advice. Unlike the rough sex, macho mano a loco, bang bang thank you man, homosexual love you enjoy with your butt-butt friends, happiness and sexual bliss with a woman does require cherishing, reading to each other, and buying flowers.

With the dual-action dry humping in Venezuela, you may be on the right track. A touchy feely session with females of the opposite sex, even down under in the Amazons, is far better than the debauched life of sodomy that you were leading in Boston. We are all happy to see this improvement in the sexual asspect of your otherwise meaningless existence.

atif2
“May be if we were to stick to the simple objective of having an honest session of sex every day, most of our marital issues will resolve themselves.”

Sounds like something out of an unmarried person’s dream world. Got to give up a few days every month…naturally…

In reality, marital issues start the day you wanna do it every day...You will find out...
Need me to expand on this thought?

Re: # 76

Please do. He has the right intent and desire. It`s just the sense of humor and wit that`s distracting him :)

ZahraJ # 64 ``That is another insulting concept that you have brought up on Chowk - as if marriage is only about getting turned on. ``

Zahra ji, I am here to for one and one reason only: corrupting people`s minds into getting rid of their pretentious sophistication.

So what is wrong with getting married so one can have sex? Why cant a girl and I enter into a marital relationship so as to be able to screw each other`s brain off in a socially and religiously acceptable manner? Whats wrong with that? Maybe the divorce rate in `civilized world` is creeping towards 60% because we have burdened our marriages with all these intellect heavy pretentious objectives like cherishing, reading to each other, buying flowers etc. May be if we were to stick to the simple objective of having an honest session of sex every day, most of our marital issues will resolve themselves.

Its because of these burdens of continuing to prove our love for each other that we neither last in love or get to enjoy sex.

Re: # 72: Well said Atif.

`May be if we were to stick to the simple objective of having an honest session of sex every day, most of our marital issues will resolve themselves.`

Yes if it is done without marriage, all the much better. There will be no Bans and no Bansuri. The marital issues arise out of marriage.

I have heard of an Ebonics student in NY, who had three issues before she turned 19 but has no marital issues. None whatsoever.

Re: # 75

And I`ve heard of thousands of issues destroyed because of the culturally enshrined hatred of girlchildren had become a medically assisted procedure...all so beeyatches like you could get jobs that might have gone to those daughters and sisters...

Re: # 79; Samina Ji: Did I report something wrong in my post 75? If I did, please correct me. Was it her age, the number of children, her subject of study or her marital status that I erred about? There are unmarried welfare queeens, who do go out of their way to give births to bastards and they are everywhere in any city and any state. You agree with that or not?

That welfare funding by state promotes promiscuity, makes fathers redundant and is a primary reason for the decline of black family values in USA, is my opinion. It is a misnomer for illfare. You want to disagree with that in a rational manner, go ahead and do it in an intelligible rational manner.

`all so beeyatches like you could get jobs that might have gone to those daughters and sisters...`

There is no need to get `personal` and drag my female relatives, who are not here to defend their achievements.

Re: # 82

Mannyd Sahib,

To whom are you referring when you use the term ``welfare queen``?

Re: # 83

In other words, provide the evidence of your claim. Since you seem to ``know`` this imaginary person, provide names and life narratives.

Chop chop.

#68, Mannyd,
Of course you have heard of paper bags. They used to come with your groceries before the stores went plastic. Now that was a great idea for dual use.

Re: # 71: Salim Pai: `Of course you have heard of paper bags. They used to come with your groceries before the stores went plastic. Now that was a great idea for dual use.`

You know I had the same thought as soon as I hit the submit button. Paper bags and massive doses of Viagra do go hand in hand if the attached body is at least reasonably human to look at. In 79% of Viagra OD deaths, paper bags were also found in the room.

I see Samina Ji is on board too. AH those drums, those maddening incessant drums in the distance, driving grown up strong men to distraction, tears and swear off sex for ever. I am so glad I am not strong and am deaf to boot.

Salim #61: `We all know that you desire a Lumi Lumi on Pago Pago from a chubby wubby Wahini Naani wearing a leigh leigh moo moo going jiggy jiggy with your lungi wungi.`

ZahraJ #64, {``Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston. After all, it involved a brief touch and strong pressure from the opposite gender.``}

Brilliant and funny. :) LOL. I think this finally settles the sanitary napkins/condoms debate once and for all. Good for you - you owed him one and he had it coming.

Atif:

I could have summarized your efforts by saying, ``what a cheap and frustrated person!``. I did not take that route since it was obvious that you were completely ignorant about the subject you were delving in. And, I am not referring to being ``turned on`` as the subject. From that pespective, you displayed your cheap standards. I am avoiding any generalizations. Trust me, it is very difficult.

Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston. After all, it involved a brief touch and strong pressure from the opposite gender. I guess some men are real weak and have low standards. Let`s not forget the episode you can write about on completing your deen to get fully turned on. That is another insulting concept that you have brought up on Chowk - as if marriage is only about getting turned on. There is no guarantee that your spouse will be a great masseuse. In order to have that pleasure, you will need to marry a certified masseuse.

Lastly, please do not associate my brief encounter with the ``sicko`` on Chowk as sibling rivalry. I would not like to associate with such kind. Thanks.

Re: # 64: `Next time, you will get ``aroused`` if a woman slaps you on the streets of Boston. After all, it involved a brief touch and strong pressure from the opposite gender. I guess some men are real weak and have low standards.`

Are they now? A long time to male `arousal` after hours and days of the `dance of the seven veils` may be a sign of the real strong men with very lofty standards in feminists` minds, but to my Sicko mind it smells of stinky repulsive females, who would turn Lord kama Deva off his Rati KriDa.

There is a positive aspect to all this ugliness though. Such ugly females are the best tool against population explosion, the best thing since the pill and sliced bread.

This remark has no bearing on the likeness of female memebers of Chowk interactors, Chowk staff or their relatives and friends, but a mere academic observation on how ugliness does remove itself from the gene pool. The act of procreation becomes too darn boring and nothing is more boring than boring sex.

I know Atif 2 will not agree with me today, but he will someday.