Could I Handle Two?

#111, {``Freud, remember that most people who are actually familliar with his work find all but two of his theories discredited``}

I was in Vienna around the turn of the century and the old man was still quite credible.

Re: # 112

Ah yes..the pseudo intellectual tries to ``explain`` why his ``joke`` is funny....the mediocrity of one`s cowardly multinicked peers must be so comforting...

chuhan-you find using my name so amusing?

I`d watch my step if I were you...some of us know very interesting info of people you champion...

Re: # 111: saminasha, I don;t get into the psychoanalytical mumbo jumbo and just look at the joke as a joke. I am not sure what you are on about but laughing at a joke can cure that bump on that head of yours.

Re: # 115

of course you dont :)

#114, I am glad that you have finally stepped up to mediocrity in your own silly way. Pseudo-intellectual and semi-literate are your own personal domain, and I would not dare to usurp such multi-syllable-laden honorifics from you. I am just amazed at the nonsense you can generate, all the while collecting mediocre compensation in the form of a handout.

As a former US taxpayer, I resent your manipulated existence on public funds.

Re: # 117

Says Tartuffe while working for daddy in law....lol....

Re: # 116: Yes, I do feel like I might be the lucky one because of that. :) P.S. Are you always this crabby or is it just the holiday festivities all around that bring you down? relax kiddo...

Re: # 120

chaltahai, will you please just smile and take it stride, honey? get me some tea while youre at it....bring the sugar and heat the milk, jaldi jaldi!

Re: # 121: Saminasha you have some nerve..asking me to make tea..know your role woman.!!!!..j/k..read below...i

t is just for laughs not requiring any sociological hacking...hae some egg nog while reading this.

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We`ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below:

*Guts * is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
``Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?``

*Balls* is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say: ``You`re next.``

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

#121, {``will you please just smile and take it stride, honey?``}
Please be clear. Did you want him to take it in stride or to straddle you?

#122, Walking Bhoosa, LOL
Now that is really good stuff. Funny. :)

#119, So, you just choose to remember what you can use against me? Yes, I work for daddy-in-law - but the company was founded by my great grandfather and yes, I am one of the owners. :)

Re: # 122

Chaltahai...just for you:

Q. If February is Black History Month and March is Women`s History
Month, what happens the rest of the year?

A. Discrimination.

Re: # 125

And I`m the president of the united states of north america...oh but you know I`m not...why? Because I`m not a multinicked coward hiding behind yet another nic...

but that company owning joke-now THATS comedy! lol....

Shit I think she called you out Salim. Now you will either have to demand satisfaction ala Aaron Burr or you will have to fly the coop ala an african warlord. ...or you can show her the cap struture of the company and last three years of audited financials along with two references and a business plan before se signs the LOI. Good luck to you both!!!