Muslims in Infidelistan: A Ready Reckoner

Samina #252 :
````It`s hard out here for a pimp..``

is the title of a song that has won the Oscar for Best Song for a Film. ``

Thanks very much Samina JI. I missed that song in the Oscar show. For a while I thought you were describing the difficulties of your own marketing agent, which could be considerable, considering the material the poor guy is working with.

#247 : Salim Bhai: You are welcome.
#248: Salim; Lo and behold, there is indeed such an operation as you described. That explains the whirling Dervish on fire act now.

From Zehar`s ILaaags:

``August 18, 2005

Restoring Virginity Becomes Risky Business

Restoring Virginity
Becomes Risky Business
31 May 2005,

From: Women`s eNews [mailto:womensenewstoday@womensenews.org]
Sent: Sunday, May 22, 2005 4:12 AM

HEALTH & ENVIRONMENT

Restoring Virginity Becomes Risky Business

By Sandy Kobrin - WeNews correspondent

LOS ANGELES (WOMENSENEWS)--Some doctors perform these specialized surgeries on women late at night when there`s no one else in the waiting room.

The patients are most often women of Middle Eastern descent, some with
origins from countries such as Iran and Saudi Arabia. They frequently give false names and pay in cash. They arrive alone, faces hidden, under
elaborate hats, wigs, scarves and sunglasses and, afraid, say doctors.

They are there for hymenoplasties, or the repair of hymens, which, when
intact, are widely recognized as evidence of virginity. The surgeries could save their lives, noted the physicians who perform them, because, according to some interpretations of Islamic law, if a male relative suspects them of having premarital sex, the woman is a criminal. In some countries, such as Saudi Arabia and Nigeria, the penalty could be death.

Although for the most part, many of the women who seek these surgeries live in the U.S. with family members or to attend school, many return to their home countries when its time to look for a husband.

Doctors say that while there are no official statistics, they have seen an increase in requests for more hymen repair surgeries in recent years. In addition, more doctors are receiving threats. ......``

Of course the Musalmaan men are insecure with such deceitful sheninagans going on with pious Muslimahs in the USA.

Re: # 251

rotfl....perhaps the ones with wings might be more appropriate?

Re: # 252

and as a second thought, am I to assume that the next time I submit a ``satire`` that advises Pakistani women to learn how to perform oral sex in order to survive in non Muslim countries, you`ll have no problems posting it on this page....

Dear Editor in Chief,

Please note that the phrase that I posted and that you deleted:

``It`s hard out here for a pimp..``

is the title of a song that has won the Oscar for Best Song for a Film. This title has been printed millions of times without censorship all over the world`s media.

So please, do get a hold of yourself.

Thank you.

Saminasha

#246-#250 (Transi)

Glad that you are back with your butterfly kotex napkins on. Hold them tight. Need more whipping?

One more thing on this topic - during one visit to the nation`s capital I observed some construction going on downtown and the sign indicated ``George Hyman Construction Company.`` No kidding. :)

One more thing on this topic - during one visit to the nation`s capital I observed some construction going on downtown and the sign indicated ``George Hyman Construction Company.`` No kidding. :)

For the record, I had never heard of the word ``hymenoplastie`` until I stumbled upon it for the first time in ZahraJ`s ilog. I don`t usually go there, but I was looking for some Chowkie`s name that she had divulged the previous day. Of course, she was banned for a few days for this revelation and now the exposed party is her leading pom pom vixen. So, ZahraJ, thank you for enlightening us all that immorality is reversible. :)

Mannyd,
I admire your cool and wit under fire. The amazing thing is that you manage to perform with humor and tact. Thank you for your continued support.

#235, Alert, {``Your above article is a great article, which carries lot of depth and lot of wisdom.
Please avoid and ignore cheap remarks by some jealous people, as they say, one should not wrestle with a pig in filth,as the pig will be happy to roll and jump in the filth and to make our clothes dirty. ``}

Hoshiar bhai,
Thank you very much for your compliment and sound advice. If you noticed, I am avoiding any responses to the insane, horrid, and malicious provocations against my wife and my family.
Thanks again, my friend.

``I had a good laugh at this board. Enjoy the rest of the week.``

No you did not Zehar. You were whirling and twirling like a Dervish on fire. Why did you want to attack Pakistan now? I know sadna wants to do that too, but she has her reasons. What is your excuse?

So you did go to Lahore for Hymenplastie operation, because cheap insecure Mussalman men worship it. That is the first I heard of it.

How does the worship ceremony proceed now? Cheap insecure Mussalman men sit down in neat rows to worship and you flash them your hymen. Interesting. What happens next?

Ok, Guys and Gals (and the ones in the middle - how can I ignore you),

I had a good laugh at this board. Enjoy the rest of the week.

Ta Ta.

Re: # 241

Jang - It is what insecure and cheap musalman men worship. You must know that Saleem and Omar are in that category. Poor PokeyShokey will be crawling in that direction pretty soon. Others in that category include: Mannyd or Mad Nanny Singh(a sikh pervert). May God save the world from these two cents transvestites.

Scout #240

What about the accusations of plagiarism and name calling that Zahara initiated against Omar first? Does she have right to say and do anything because she is a loud, rude and obnoxious woman?

i am intrigued with this hymen-obsession..is it a religious thing or cultural?