Pak Armed Forces vs. Pakistan

HEre`s a sardarji joke the pakis might appreciate..

Re: # 95
Nighaty Sahib,

An even better comment was made by I think Rabbani or attributed to him:

Pakistan is so commited to Jehad and Afghanistan that Pakistan will fight the Jehad in Afghanistan to the last Afghani regardless of the fact that he is Mujahid, Nationalist or Commie.

Regards
Sanatani

Re: # 156

oye paajee..thand payi key nahin..

ya hoar...warf laawaaan..tuwwadday ODAR..?? :D..

Re: # 156

oye kargil tey bey kay...ludo khaidan aalee..qaum..dee fauj..
jadoan..julli paat jaaye..tey..thallay utran aalee qaum..

jadoan..pakistani qabza kar lein tey apnay peyo nu..ro ro key dasan aalee qaum..

Re: # 151

oh thank you..thank you..
pakistanis have been doing it secretly which THEY don`t know..

let them close the eyes like the pigeon..and the cat won`t catch it but rather take a tractor and run over that pigeon..and reduce it to splattered..filth..;)..

Re: # 156

as if the dust would settle after this..??

wait for more..now..

u have asked for it..urself..

Ref#153

Dear Kaptain

Goodman the laltain.

You seem too like Sikh jokes. Here is one for you and Tehmat.

Tehmat, Kapitan and Banta boarded the plane from London to New York. Banta was going to NY to meet his friend Santa Singh. Tehmat and Kapitain were going to NY to select new Terrorist Targets.

By chance Banta got the aisle seat and Tehmat and Kaptain got the two seats next to Banta near the window. As soon Banta settled down his seat he took off his shoes and sat cosily and started exchanging pleasentaries with Tehmat and Kaptain. When he realised these two clowns from Pakistan Banta became very happy.

After half an hour Tehmat stood up and try to go towords the Airhostess in the kitchen. Banta said `Bhappay kithay chalay ho?`.

Tehmat said `Janab coca cola lain ja reya`.

Banta said `Bhappay tusi ithay baitho, main tuadday vastay coca le ke aanda`

When Banta was gone to fetch coke, Tehmat spat in his shoes.

After another 15 minute Kaptain stood up to get the coke and Immidiatly Banta offered his services again. And again this time Kaptain spat in Banta`s shoes.

After an hour now Banta wanted to go to the toilet, so he try to wear his shoes.

As soon as he put his foot in the shoe he realised what Tehmat and Kaptain have done.
Banta became very emotional and said ``Bhappay assi Hindustani te Pakistani kadon tak inj neech harkata karday ra ge. Kadon tak ik dujay de bootan vich thukday ra ge. Kadon tak ik dujay de Coca cola vich peshab karday ra ge.`

#152 by kaptain

[banta key haath payr toar kar jab ussay bhaija..to hide the humiliation..he told this joke..and then he added that he slipped from the mountain..16000 feet..down and into the puddle of mud full of pigs..hahahahahaha...this is the complete story..]

Ever heard of Subedar Bana Singh? Or Lt. Gen. Jagjit Singh Aurora? If you`re truly from the Paki Army, these names will rankle you for a long long time to come. No matter how much you make fun of Sardars, the last laugh is on you. They`ve rendered your Army impotent (you do remember the immortal photograph of Tiger Niazi signing the instrument of surrender at Dacca in 1971 don`t you??) and all your soldiers can do is come over to Internet forums and vent their ire (like you`re doing) by posting Sardar jokes.

#150 Tauheed sahib,

There is nothing as effective as a cocktail of the two ingredients - in varying dosages depending on the level of the affliction.

However, I am absolutely sure your advice is well-meant.

It makes too much sense.

Therefore, as you can probably guess, it will get promptly ignored.

Unless I change my mind!

Or appear to.

Re: # 148

how could you be so certain that those killed were civilians..
do u believe the media..i don`t..
its just a garb..over what goes down under.

it is a propoganda..

5 years back..nobody cared of Balochis..y this sudden surge..??

just like Zia Shahid`s newspaper..Jahan Zulm..Wahan Khabrein..

Jahan Zulm..wahan India..

Re: # 147

lagee aag..?? hahahaha..tawa jalta hai to apna hee tala jalaata hai..hahahahaha...

dream on dream on..dear..with banta..

banta key haath payr toar kar jab ussay bhaija..to hide the humiliation..he told this joke..and then he added that he slipped from the mountain..16000 feet..down and into the puddle of mud full of pigs..hahahahahaha...this is the complete story..

kaptaan sahib: permit me to congratulate you on those fine sikh jokes.
zeemax: sikhs jokes are not meant to put down sikhs. far from it. sikhs, like other panjabis, are big enough to take a joke at our expense - hell, we pakistani panjabis are able to laugh at this joke musharaff at our expense, are we not?? :-)

bjkumar #132 these love-hate posts are bad for your health. i suggest you take more walks in the open air, and think less about india-pakistan relations. :-)

#123 is it something I said? or did you take an overdose of opium and started hallucinating??

Some (very intelligent) interlocutors declared me insane because of the parallels I have drawn between American occupation of Iraq and the way Pak military conduct itself in Pakistan in my (modest) piece @Little Khaki Fables@ recently put up by chowk.

I think in certain aspects we need to go one step further. In Iraq there is a theoretical chance that reprisal killings of Iraqis by occupying American military might result in some type of institutional investigation by American authorities and in some rare cases some of the murderers might be taken to task.

Alas, in the case of Pakistan and Pakistan military even that little theoretical possibility doesn’t exist though here the victims are Pakistani citizens.
Please, observe:

In Remote Pakistan Province, a Civil War Festers
By CARLOTTA GALL
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/02/world/asia/02pakistan.html?pagewanted=print

In places like Dera Bugti and Kohlu, government forces have carried out reprisals against villagers, Baluch leaders and human rights officials say. In a case documented by the Human Rights Commission, the Frontier Corps, a paramilitary force commanded by army officers, killed 12 men from Pattar Nala on Jan. 11 after a mine explosion near the village killed some of its soldiers.
Two old men from the village who went to the base to collect the bodies were also killed. The next day, the 14 bodies were handed over to the women of the village.
Local fighters say the Frontier Corps has carried out 42 such reprisal killings in the last three months, the latest involving six villagers during the week of March 6.

Kaptains, and his type, what do you think, will the Pakistani citizens murdered by Pak military in the above-mentioned case, will ever get even a nominal inquiry, let alone justice. And still you people have gall to defend them. It is incredible, indeed.

#145 by kaptain

Since you`re so fond of Sardar jokes, here is another one. Hope you`ll like it.

Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say ``I am here !`` Then Banta would shoot him down. This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!

Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Banta`s own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Banta etc. Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says ``Who called me?`` and the Commander gets up to say ``I called you.`` Banta shoots him down!