Gull R Khan April 3, 2006
#178 Posted by Urstruly on April 6, 2006 9:29:48 am
Pakistan is not oppressed by military alone, as a matter of fact it is a whole social class of lawless and corrupt elite in the society for whom military provides muscle. It is a marriage of convenience. THis corrupt class has all kind of people in it: military, mullah, feudal lords, drug smuglers, police, bureaucracy, gun runners, and politicians who have no conscience. The only purpose of their existence is to suck blood from the people of Pakistan. These people will sell their mothers, if they have to, to stay in power. If come to think of it they actually have sold their mothers to create this brothel.
SARKARI MOULVIS MURDABAD.
Ullema-e-Haq, who are sacrificing for this nation - ZINDABAD.


#177 Posted by arjun_m on April 6, 2006 8:28:35 am
#165 by kaptain on April 6, 2006 6:55am PT
sure paki...the sikhs will join pakiland...and they kashmir baneyga Pakiland..
sure paki...the sikhs will join pakiland...and they kashmir baneyga Pakiland..
#176 Posted by shishapa on April 6, 2006 8:22:44 am
Re: # 174
Tahmad32ji,
No problems, I read you wanted to be homogenized, so I thought, what luck, there
is a sardarji already. But if you are not ready, no problem, there will be more Sardarjis
around later.
Accha, Potoharka beta? I guess he misunderstood in `47, he would hung around probably.
Aur border ke iss par, `j` hi kehtay hain.
Kya ab aap logo ne Urdu ka bhi theka leke rakhakha hai?
Tahmad32ji,
No problems, I read you wanted to be homogenized, so I thought, what luck, there
is a sardarji already. But if you are not ready, no problem, there will be more Sardarjis
around later.
Accha, Potoharka beta? I guess he misunderstood in `47, he would hung around probably.
Aur border ke iss par, `j` hi kehtay hain.
Kya ab aap logo ne Urdu ka bhi theka leke rakhakha hai?
#175 Posted by tahmed32 on April 6, 2006 8:08:39 am
kumar: please help your brother Mohar with come up a clever response. I have faith that between the two of you, you should be able to come up with something not totally boring. Dont let me down!!
#174 Posted by tahmed32 on April 6, 2006 8:06:29 am
shishapa #172 I believe Advani had the same idea as you in 1998. :-) He could not have provided greater service to Pakistan when he blew those bombs. ha! ha! As I said, with Indians like Advani (and before that Indra Gandhi) as enemies, Pakistan doesnt need any friends.
As for manmohan: manmohan to apna hi bachha hai. potohar kay khetoN ki pedawaar!! He doesnt even confuse his `z` and `j`s like you just did.
As for manmohan: manmohan to apna hi bachha hai. potohar kay khetoN ki pedawaar!! He doesnt even confuse his `z` and `j`s like you just did.
#173 Posted by Raw_Dust on April 6, 2006 7:52:47 am
Re# 162
young sardar ji too, in the background (with a goofy smile on), seems to be appreciating the ``joke`` alot.....
thank god for indian army was there to rescue (ex)pakistanis from the clutches of pak. army..
young sardar ji too, in the background (with a goofy smile on), seems to be appreciating the ``joke`` alot.....
thank god for indian army was there to rescue (ex)pakistanis from the clutches of pak. army..
#172 Posted by shishapa on April 6, 2006 7:46:50 am
Re: # 164
Tahmad32ji,
Good News!!!
There is a sardarji at the helm once again.
I think he can help you become even more homogenized and managable.
Baluchi, Sindhi, Shia, Ahmadi nikal jaayenge to jara aur bhi homog(enized) ho jaogay.
Khayal kaisa hai?
Jara usay aajmaankay to dekho, I think he would not let you down.
Tahmad32ji,
Good News!!!
There is a sardarji at the helm once again.
I think he can help you become even more homogenized and managable.
Baluchi, Sindhi, Shia, Ahmadi nikal jaayenge to jara aur bhi homog(enized) ho jaogay.
Khayal kaisa hai?
Jara usay aajmaankay to dekho, I think he would not let you down.
#171 Posted by bjkumar on April 6, 2006 7:44:31 am
#164
Tauheed sahib,
That was brilliant!
Devilishly devious and twisted, but brilliant! (You should consider a secondary occupation as a motivational speaker!)
However, need I remind you that the topic is – Pakistani army!
You know those folks! Aap ke pyare bhai jaan! Sabhie ke sahare!
Bil-kul dulare! Barre dil wale! (Pata naheen kaun le gaya woh dulhaniya!)
Don’t look sideways, now!
Aap itnaa khauf kyun khate hain – mulak ke itne bare humdarad logon se?
Relax! There is no way they can get to you – you are forever beyond those grabbing paws – for you do not represent power!
You are one eve who will never be teased by them – what to say of getting molested?!
Rest assured on it – that butt will never be bounced by those beautiful boot-babies!
#170 Posted by CoolAL on April 6, 2006 7:40:44 am
Re: #164
OUCH!!! That picture hit the bullseye....
;-)
You gotta admire Arjun`s efficiency. One deftly selected line, one small picture or a perfectly sourced article is all it takes to set them off. Listen to them....this is just too easy.
OUCH!!! That picture hit the bullseye....
;-)
You gotta admire Arjun`s efficiency. One deftly selected line, one small picture or a perfectly sourced article is all it takes to set them off. Listen to them....this is just too easy.
#169 Posted by tahmed32 on April 6, 2006 7:36:25 am
Mohar Moron: I know you are sitting there trying to come up with a clever response. But all that comes out is: ``whine...whine...whine...look what Closet Mullah32 said...whine...whine...whine...``
I will not tolerate such stupidity on chowk!! Nor accept stupidity as an excuse!! Get your act together and come back with a clever response!!
I will not tolerate such stupidity on chowk!! Nor accept stupidity as an excuse!! Get your act together and come back with a clever response!!
#168 Posted by tahmed32 on April 6, 2006 7:28:06 am
kaptain #165 thank you, kaptaan sahib. Kindly observe Specimen #3, Sri Ramnath Mohar11. Notice the smoke smoldering from him. :-)
#167 Posted by tahmed32 on April 6, 2006 7:26:05 am
mohar: So, what part of my post didnt you understand? Or is the claim to being stupid your last defense?
#166 Posted by mohar11 on April 6, 2006 7:17:30 am
Re: # 162
Looks like The ``joke`` hit Mullah32 really bad - right in the nuts..... look at the way he is shrieking and babbling incoherently - ``nukes.... nukes .... we have nukes, give me nukes.... neutralize hinuds, save the border.....oohh, big bad hinuds.... aaahhhh, enemy hinuds.....ouch, eehhhh``.....
everytime somebody posts that picture, pakis go nuts.... :)))
Looks like The ``joke`` hit Mullah32 really bad - right in the nuts..... look at the way he is shrieking and babbling incoherently - ``nukes.... nukes .... we have nukes, give me nukes.... neutralize hinuds, save the border.....oohh, big bad hinuds.... aaahhhh, enemy hinuds.....ouch, eehhhh``.....
everytime somebody posts that picture, pakis go nuts.... :)))
#165 Posted by kaptain on April 6, 2006 6:55:52 am
Re: # 164
well said..and well placed..
and the Sikh Yatrees.are increasing manifold every year..which also suggests that Sikhs regret living on the other side where the pasture is not so green..;)..
accession..of the Sikhs is inevitable with Pakistan..thus the 3% population of India is not that much but the military of India consists of more than 75% Sikhs..
thus when they defect..in-house..there is a big void into which India has to fall some day and hard..*BANG*..*BANG..*BOMB*..
thus the military which India proudly feeds..is already Pro Pakistan..so keep your nuclear arsenal safe..otherwise..*BOOM*..*BOOM*..i hear already..
and believe me..filling that 75% ozone-laye-like-ruptured void in the military populace in one day..would be not easy...get Aishwarya as the Ad manager and brand manager...
that might save you some sweat...
Mama Gee..call this a dream..but those who dream big..are not pestered so easily by mosquitos..hahahaha..
well said..and well placed..
and the Sikh Yatrees.are increasing manifold every year..which also suggests that Sikhs regret living on the other side where the pasture is not so green..;)..
accession..of the Sikhs is inevitable with Pakistan..thus the 3% population of India is not that much but the military of India consists of more than 75% Sikhs..
thus when they defect..in-house..there is a big void into which India has to fall some day and hard..*BANG*..*BANG..*BOMB*..
thus the military which India proudly feeds..is already Pro Pakistan..so keep your nuclear arsenal safe..otherwise..*BOOM*..*BOOM*..i hear already..
and believe me..filling that 75% ozone-laye-like-ruptured void in the military populace in one day..would be not easy...get Aishwarya as the Ad manager and brand manager...
that might save you some sweat...
Mama Gee..call this a dream..but those who dream big..are not pestered so easily by mosquitos..hahahaha..
#164 Posted by tahmed32 on April 6, 2006 6:29:49 am
arjun: It is indeed a good sardarji joke. :-) Sardar Ji helps Pakistan become a more homogenous and manageable country, while turning 50 million bengalis from enemies to friends for Pakistan. And spurring Pakistan to get the nuclear bomb to make neutralize once and for all India`s ``strength`` in having a massive population.
Sardar Ji thinks he won the battle, but in fact ended up helping Pakistan win the war. ha! ha!
and wait, there is more. With Indian dreams of overunning Pakistan shattered once and for all due to the nuclear bomb, Indian nuts have no option but to seek peace. And sardar jees and Pakistanis are best pals again.
So, singlehandedly, Indians brilliantly ensured that their dreams of mahabharat would end where the Pakistan border begins, and they also ensured that the millions of bengalis as well as the millions of sikhs would switch from being enemies to best pals of Pakistan.
Like I said, with enemies like Indians, who needs friends. ha! ha!
Sardar Ji thinks he won the battle, but in fact ended up helping Pakistan win the war. ha! ha!
and wait, there is more. With Indian dreams of overunning Pakistan shattered once and for all due to the nuclear bomb, Indian nuts have no option but to seek peace. And sardar jees and Pakistanis are best pals again.
So, singlehandedly, Indians brilliantly ensured that their dreams of mahabharat would end where the Pakistan border begins, and they also ensured that the millions of bengalis as well as the millions of sikhs would switch from being enemies to best pals of Pakistan.
Like I said, with enemies like Indians, who needs friends. ha! ha!
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